"If Jesus were here today, he wouldn't be……" — Joel Osteen
"If Jesus were here today, he wouldn't be riding around on a donkey. He'd be taking a plane, he'd be using the media."
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657 Quotes by Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen has 657 quotes on this site.
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Just because we're in a STRESSFUL situation doesn't mean that we have to get stressed out. You may be in…
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It is better to be lonely than allow people who are not going anywhere keep you from your destiny.
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When you get knocked down, don't stay down; get back up again. Nothing good is going to happen as long…
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When you go through a loss, a disappointment or a bad break up, don't expect to come out the same.…
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Slow down and enjoy the journey right now. Take time for the people in your life. They won't always be…
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You may have failed, but you are not a failure. That's what you did. That's not who you are.
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If you have your health, if you have people in your life to love, you are blessed. Slow down and…
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No matter how many mistakes you've made in the past, or what sort of difficulties you struggle with now, you…
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Not every person is going to understand you and that's okay. They have a right to their opinion and you…
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If you cannot get along with yourself, you'll never be able to get along with other people.
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Every day, set your mind in the right direction. Find something to be grateful for.
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You are full of potential. You are overflowing with creativity. There's nothing in your heart that you cannot accomplish.
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More Donkey Quotes
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Where do we say that a cell became a blade of grass, which became a starfish, which became a cat,…
— Michele Bachmann
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I have two brothers and we basically spent our lives playing in the woods, falling in ponds, getting chased by…
— Jo Brand
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Existence loves laughter. You may have observed, or not, that man is the only animal in the whole of existence…
— Rajneesh
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If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him.
— George Herbert
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If you don't have a car, ride a bicycle or a donkey.
— Charles Nqakula
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I was feeling as sick as the proverbial donkey.
— Mick McCarthy
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When I wrote the song, I had the sea near Bombay in mind. We stayed at a hotel by the…
— Ray Davies
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The whole new Democratic Party is the old Republican Party. We have a whole bunch of elephants running around in…
— Robert Novak
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We ended up moving out to Texas. We live outside of Austin. We've got a couple horses, we've got three…
— Kyle Chandler
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I've been number two in films for donkey's years.
— Trevor Howard
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In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you’re a fat woman, you can play…
— Chris Rock
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There are no bigger donkeys than these workers.... Look at our 'craftsmen'; Sad that world history should be be made…
— Karl Marx
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