"If Jesus came back today, I think he'd…" — Jesse Ventura

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• There aren't any looks or customs I wish would come back. Today almost anything goes. Culture constantly devours the past… — Graydon Carter
• If Jesus Christ came back today, He and I would get into our brown corduroys and go to the nearest… — Ian Anderson
• The reality is this city will not be the same for a while, ... We're not saying bring New Orleans… — Ray Nagin
• If Jesus came back today, he wouldn’t cleanse the temple, he’d cleanse the pulpit. — Leonard Ravenhill
• If the Constitution framers would come back today, they would have contempt for most of us. — Walter E. Williams
• There is no question but that if Jesus Christ, or a great prophet from another religion, were to come back… — Peter Ustinov
• If you look back today over the last 25 years, it is a fact that we have had a progressive… — Paul Bremer
• If Jesus came back today, and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up. — Max von Sydow
• I called. Why wasn't anyone here?"- Elena We were here." Clay said. "Around, anyway. You should have left a message."… — Kelley Armstrong
• Yes. The opposite of love is not hate. It is indifference. That is why few people find God. They go… — Christopher Pike
• Grace- [on the phone] Yes. This is Grace Adler of Grace Adler Designs. I was in there yesterday. I told… — Will & Grace
• You wasted away cant come back today done lost your life cant think twice momma done told me that I… — Natalya Johnson

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