Donkey Quotes
137 quotes by 123 authors
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Where do we say that a cell became a blade of grass, which became a starfish, which became a cat, which became a donkey, which…
— Michele Bachmann
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I have two brothers and we basically spent our lives playing in the woods, falling in ponds, getting chased by wasps and riding donkeys that…
— Jo Brand
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Existence loves laughter. You may have observed, or not, that man is the only animal in the whole of existence who is capable of laughing.…
— Rajneesh
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If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him.
— George Herbert
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If you don't have a car, ride a bicycle or a donkey.
— Charles Nqakula
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I was feeling as sick as the proverbial donkey.
— Mick McCarthy
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When I wrote the song, I had the sea near Bombay in mind. We stayed at a hotel by the sea, and the fishermen come…
— Ray Davies
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The whole new Democratic Party is the old Republican Party. We have a whole bunch of elephants running around in donkey's clothes.
— Robert Novak
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We ended up moving out to Texas. We live outside of Austin. We've got a couple horses, we've got three miniature donkeys, we've got four…
— Kyle Chandler
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I've been number two in films for donkey's years.
— Trevor Howard
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In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you’re a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If you’re…
— Chris Rock
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There are no bigger donkeys than these workers.... Look at our 'craftsmen'; Sad that world history should be be made with such people.
— Karl Marx
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We are used to thinking of the Arabs as primitive men of the desert, as a donkey-like nation that neither sees nor understands what is…
— Ahad Ha'am
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Did you see Bush on TV, trying to debate? Jesus, he talked like a donkey with no brains at all...It was pitiful...I almost felt sorry…
— Hunter S. Thompson
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Donkey Kong Country proves that players will put up with mediocre gameplay as long as the art is good.
— Shigeru Miyamoto
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The Christian icon is not the Stars and Stripes but a cross-flag, and its emblem is not a donkey, an elephant, or an eagle, but…
— Shane Claiborne
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A machine is a great moral educator. If a horse or a donkey won’t go, men lose their tempers and beat it; if a machine…
— Gilbert Murray
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Known to act a donkey on the camel-toe, then take the camel-toe and turn it into casserole
— 2 Chainz
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Neither an ox nor a donkey is able to stop the progress of socialism.
— Erich Honecker
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A man who believes the word of a donkey in preference to my word does not deserve to be lent anything.
— Idries Shah
Who Wrote These Donkey Quotes
123 authors contributed a total of 137 Donkey Quotes, led by these top contributors: