Donkey Quotes

137 quotes by 121 authors

When it comes to pinning blame, pin the tail on the donkeys. — Mitt Romney
It is true that Mr. Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation, after which there was a commitment to give 40 acres and a mule. That's where… — Al Sharpton
There is that thing about not working with animals and children - I don't think that's true. Although you should never work with donkeys. — Emma Thompson
The mouse is a fair treat but this one would talk the hind legs off a donkey. — C.S. Lewis
...even the donkeys were quiet. — Christopher Paolini
What matters school? We can go to school to-morrow. Whether we have a lesson more or a lesson less, we shall always remain the same… — Carlo Collodi
All male friendships are essentially quixotic: they last only so long as each man is willing to polish the shaving-bowl helmet, climb on his donkey,… — Michael Chabon
The old grey donkey, Eeyore stood by himself in a thistly corner of the Forest, his front feet well apart, his head on one side,… — A A Milne
It is now your duty to hone that talent, because a person who wastes his God-given talents is a donkey. — Khaled Hosseini
A Vampire!" I stammered. Then I noticed her legs. Below the cheerleader skirt, her left leg was brown and shaggy with a donkey's hoof. Her… — Rick Riordan
Instead of learned young people we have donkeys with University degrees. Instead of future leaders we have mollusks with expensive blue jeans and phony revolutionaries… — Oriana Fallaci
Safety from what? Who's after me?" Oh, nobody much," Grover said, obviously still miffed about the donkey comment. "Just the Lord of the Dead and… — Rick Riordan
Never take advice from a donkey. — Bryce Courtenay
Note to self on waking. Lay off the beer on an empty stomach. This dream is even more screwed up than the time I had… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
The Frenchman works until he can play. The American works until he canâ€™t play; and then thanks the devil, his master, that he is donkey… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
We know, for instance, that there is a direct, inverse relationship between frequency of family meals and social problems. Bluntly stated, members of families who… — Anthony Bourdain
Carter started down the stairs, but I grabbed his arm. â€œHang on. What about traps?â€ He frowned. â€œTraps?â€ â€œDidnâ€™t Egyptian tombs have traps?â€ â€œWellâ€¦sometimes. But… — Rick Riordan
It doesn't matter! From waist down, my best friend is a donkey..... — Rick Riordan
Recently Mr. Mawdsleyâ€™s donkey escaped from his stall, raced down the road, and somehow found his way into an enclosed pasture. Mr. Cairdâ€™s prized mare… — Lisa Kleypas
However much you study, you cannot know without action. A donkey laden with books is neither an intellectual nor a wise man. Empty of essence,… — Saadi

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