Donkey Quotes
137 quotes by 121 authors
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When it comes to pinning blame, pin the tail on the donkeys.
— Mitt Romney
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It is true that Mr. Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation, after which there was a commitment to give 40 acres and a mule. That's where…
— Al Sharpton
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There is that thing about not working with animals and children - I don't think that's true. Although you should never work with donkeys.
— Emma Thompson
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The mouse is a fair treat but this one would talk the hind legs off a donkey.
— C.S. Lewis
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...even the donkeys were quiet.
— Christopher Paolini
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What matters school? We can go to school to-morrow. Whether we have a lesson more or a lesson less, we shall always remain the same…
— Carlo Collodi
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All male friendships are essentially quixotic: they last only so long as each man is willing to polish the shaving-bowl helmet, climb on his donkey,…
— Michael Chabon
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The old grey donkey, Eeyore stood by himself in a thistly corner of the Forest, his front feet well apart, his head on one side,…
— A A Milne
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It is now your duty to hone that talent, because a person who wastes his God-given talents is a donkey.
— Khaled Hosseini
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A Vampire!" I stammered. Then I noticed her legs. Below the cheerleader skirt, her left leg was brown and shaggy with a donkey's hoof. Her…
— Rick Riordan
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Instead of learned young people we have donkeys with University degrees. Instead of future leaders we have mollusks with expensive blue jeans and phony revolutionaries…
— Oriana Fallaci
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Safety from what? Who's after me?" Oh, nobody much," Grover said, obviously still miffed about the donkey comment. "Just the Lord of the Dead and…
— Rick Riordan
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Never take advice from a donkey.
— Bryce Courtenay
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Note to self on waking. Lay off the beer on an empty stomach. This dream is even more screwed up than the time I had…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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The Frenchman works until he can play. The American works until he can’t play; and then thanks the devil, his master, that he is donkey…
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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We know, for instance, that there is a direct, inverse relationship between frequency of family meals and social problems. Bluntly stated, members of families who…
— Anthony Bourdain
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Carter started down the stairs, but I grabbed his arm. “Hang on. What about traps?†He frowned. “Traps?†“Didn’t Egyptian tombs have traps?†“Well…sometimes. But…
— Rick Riordan
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It doesn't matter! From waist down, my best friend is a donkey.....
— Rick Riordan
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Recently Mr. Mawdsley’s donkey escaped from his stall, raced down the road, and somehow found his way into an enclosed pasture. Mr. Caird’s prized mare…
— Lisa Kleypas
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However much you study, you cannot know without action. A donkey laden with books is neither an intellectual nor a wise man. Empty of essence,…
— Saadi
Who Wrote These Donkey Quotes
121 authors contributed a total of 137 Donkey Quotes, led by these top contributors: