Donkey Quotes

137 quotes by 123 authors

When I interview celebrities, I always try to throw them off balance. My favorite is to ask 'em about crazy sex stuff like donkey punches… — Rachel Perry
One day while Lloyd George was making a political speech before a big crowd, a heckler yelled, "Wait a minute, Mr. George. Isn't it true… — David Lloyd George
There were only a few shepherds at the first Bethlehem. The ox and the donkey understood more of the first Christmas than the high priests… — Thomas Merton
There's over 2000 donkeys in this tournament and I had to be at the table with none of them. — Mike Matusow
If somebody tells you you have ears like a donkey, pay no attention. But if two people tell you, buy yourself a saddle. — Sholom Aleichem
It amazes me how well the majority of jump jockeys ride in a race until they've landed over the last, then how badly most of… — Jack Leach
Genghis Miliband roars up to the despatch box like a caged donkey. — Andy Zaltzman
In Israel, death has no dominion over them With gentiles, it will be like any person â€“ they need to die, but [God] will give… — Ovadia Yosef
The hang clean is unweighted and is of little use to watch, except that it shows a problem known as a Donkey Kick. As the… — Mark Rippetoe
I thought you'd rather have a live donkey than a dead lion. — Ernest Shackleton
There is no glory in otustripping donkeys. — Martial
I am here, come closer," the old donkey said with her eyes. "I will mother you. — Katherine Dunn
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha! — Eddie Murphy
Anyone can see that an ass laden with books remains a donkey. A human being laden with the undigested results of a tussle with thoughts… — Idries Shah
Learning without wisdom is a load of books on a donkey's back. — Zora Neale Hurston
There is no glory in outstripping donkeys. — Martial
The strongest animals on earth are plant eaters. Every creature we've enlisted to do the work we couldn't handle - the horse, donkey, elephant, camel,… — Victoria Moran
What man, if he were God, would humble himself to lie in the feedbox of a donkey or to hang upon a cross? — Martin Luther
My objective is and has been for years to make the lightest and most compact flying machine that would carry me at 25 or 30… — Lawrence Hargrave
I'm into classic games like Donkey Kong, and also collect vintage tour t-shirts - everything from Olivia Newton-John to Duran Duran. I've got a Chicago… — Michael Rosenbaum

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