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Jo Brand has 166 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
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I like the purity of stand-up because it is all about whether people laugh at your jokes. Either they laugh or they…
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They say revenge is a dish best eaten cold, but for most people, by the time it's ready to eat, they just…
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As a comic and as a nurse, it's important to look calm on the surface when you're absolutely crapping yourself inside. So,…
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When you get to know someone, you find there's something nasty in their woodshed.
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And I also felt that no one in an audience could abuse me worse than the sort of abuse I had had…
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I have friends who vote Tory, and I'm appalled, but that's not to say they're not great people in so many other…
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I just don't like travelling very much.
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I like men. They are hugely entertaining, but they have a lot of shortcomings and you just have to bear those in…
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I'm sure some cynical people would point to that as the main reason for doing it for a lot of people.
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A lot of people do that kind of nostalgia stuff believing that they were very happy in their teenage years, but that's…
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Being Christian towards poor people means trying to improve their lives and give them back some self-respect.
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