Donkey Quotes

137 Donkey quotes by 121 unique authors

ASS, n. A public singer with a good voice but no ear. In Virginia City, Nevada, he is called the Washoe Canary, in Dakota, the… — Ambrose Bierce
If you are taking behind my back, you are in a good position to kiss my donkey!!! — Sreenadh
No matter how hard a donkey works in a day, it still gets beaten up.. No matter an horse slacks the whole day, it still… — Sanji-Paul Arvind
I'm Soooo Done! I'm done with you,i'm done with her! I was the reason I made you get over your first girlfriend!I was the one… — Jasmine
You can take the donkey to the water, but you can't force it to drink. — Cv Pillay
No matter how hard a donkey works in a day, it still gets whipped.. No matter w horse slacks the whole day, it still gets… — Sanji-Paul Arvind
Label me all you want see if I care, Do I look like I have labeled china on my fore head?? I get looked at… — Myothersweetangel199
A donkey that goes to Mecca will not come back as a pilgrim. — Vikrant Parsai
It's On Like Donkey Kong. — Liam Payne
Whether Republican or Democrat, standing for what's right should always trump our regard to whether one's a elephant or donkey. — Kenneth W Griffin
Why do I always get landed with the donkey work? — Merlin
I mean, I could just go round and use session musicians for every song, but I don't find that helps when it comes to setting… — Jay Kay
Mami got an ass like a donkey, with a monkey, look like King Kong. — Pitbull
Got it goin' on like Donkey Kong. — Trace Adkins
You must don't know his background. He been a lil donkey straight from Uptown. — Unknown Author
I disagree. Mortal Kombat is a very good game, but Donkey Kong is better. — Billy Madison
I get more ass than a giant donkey stable. — Bo Burnham
A donkey a day keeps the tubesocks at bay. — Unknown Author
Treat. The employee like Human ,he works like a Donkey ,You Treat the employee like a Donkey he works like Human — Al Hooti
Is it me or does Big Mo Slater off Eastenders look like the donkey from Shrek? — Sparki Dee
Be like a Diamond precious and rare, not like a stone found everywhere. so in life please do take care, even if she calls you… — Lawrence
That Awakward moment, when I asked my 7yrs old niece. what is the difference between you and a donkey, she replied; you is a pronoun… — Ashok Kushwaha
Now take your fucking clothes off, let me see your donkey kong. I swing your ass back and forth, back and forth on my monkey… — Lil Wayne
Healthy donkey is better than limping horse. — Yssubramanyam
Donkey praised the beauty of camel and camel praised the melody of donkey. — Yssubramanyam

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