"A unicorn is a donkey from the future" — Joe Rogan

More Donkey Quotes

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• Where do we say that a cell became a blade of grass, which became a starfish, which became a cat,… — Michele Bachmann
• I have two brothers and we basically spent our lives playing in the woods, falling in ponds, getting chased by… — Jo Brand
• Existence loves laughter. You may have observed, or not, that man is the only animal in the whole of existence… — Rajneesh
• If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him. — George Herbert
• If you don't have a car, ride a bicycle or a donkey. — Charles Nqakula
• I was feeling as sick as the proverbial donkey. — Mick McCarthy
• When I wrote the song, I had the sea near Bombay in mind. We stayed at a hotel by the… — Ray Davies
• The whole new Democratic Party is the old Republican Party. We have a whole bunch of elephants running around in… — Robert Novak
• We ended up moving out to Texas. We live outside of Austin. We've got a couple horses, we've got three… — Kyle Chandler
• I've been number two in films for donkey's years. — Trevor Howard
• In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you’re a fat woman, you can play… — Chris Rock
• There are no bigger donkeys than these workers.... Look at our 'craftsmen'; Sad that world history should be be made… — Karl Marx

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