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Dollars Quotes by Milton Berle
- The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.
- One teacher recently retired with a half-million dollars after 30 years of working hard, caring, dedicating herself and totally immensing herself in the problems of…
- At Christmas you can get real bargains. I saw one item marked down ten dollars. It was a yacht.
- I bought a Christmas tree for twenty dollars. When I came home the next day, my wife was wearing it in her hair.
- I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat.
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- The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring. — Milton Berle