Dog Quotes

3732 Dog quotes by 2202 unique authors

If we had the consciousness of a cat or a dog, we would have it in us to become perfect Zen masters. We could gnaw… — Eric Maisel
A dog will recognize his master in whatever way he dresses. The master may dress in robes, suit and tie, or stand naked, but the… — Radhanath Swami
Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with all-white meat. — Chelsea Handler
It is a truism to say that the dog is largely what his master makes of him: he can be savage and dangerous, untrustworthy, cringing… — Ranulph Fiennes
Go to the Sydney Institute Media Watch Dog website to marvel at [its] work — Unknown Author
Gromit was the name of a cat. When I started modeling the cat I just didn't feel it was quite right, so I made it… — Nick Park
Dogs possess a quality that's rare among humans -- the ability to make you feel valued just by being you -- and it was something… — Caroline Knapp
When Paul was taken in chains from his filthy Roman dungeon and beheaded at the order of the opulent madman Nero, two representatives of humanity… — Randy Alcorn
You wanna hang with the big dogs, you can't piss like a pup. — Eric Koston
I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs. — Zach Braff
My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious. — Zach Braff
I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog — Zach Braff
I'm not lazy, I drive everywhere myself, the dog could've learned something from me. — Zach Braff
One of the things I like about being a celebrity is that you can get away with murder. Not just metaphorically, literally. Remember that annoying… — Zach Braff
I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation. — Tre Cool
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead. — Bill Bryson
I have given a name to my pain, and call it "dog". — Friedrich Nietzsche
Sayles could pull a performance out of a dog. I'm serious. He was just amazing. The world could fall apart and he remained on neutral. — Elizabeth Pena
If we are devoted to the cause of humanity, we shall soon be crushed and broken-hearted, for we shall often meet with more ingratitude from… — Oswald Chambers
The fidelity of a dog is a precious gift. — Konrad Lorenz
Rambunctious and delinquent dogs become angelic when sitting. — Ian Dunbar
A man's soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog. — Charles F Doran
Killing the dog does not cure the bite. — Abraham Lincoln
If you want to be liked, get a dog. The people you work with are not your friends. — Deborah Norville
Aristocrats have heirs, the poor have children, and the rest keep dogs. — Spike Milligan

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