Dog Quotes

3732 Dog quotes by 2202 unique authors

Say something idiotic and nobody but a dog politely wags his tail. — Virginia Graham
The activities of these parasites and degenerates gave rise to Cubism, Fauvism, Futurism, Pointillism, Constructivism, Orphism, Surrealism, Dada, and also Impossibleism, Supersurrealism, Dynamic Double-Dog Realism,… — Daniel Pinkwater
In language that is searing and lyrical, evocative and precise, this exceptional book thinks with the zombies, specters, felons, slaves, dogs, cadavers, and other entities… — Donna J. Haraway
I always hated those classic kid movies like Old Yeller or The Yearling where the beloved pet dies. What would be so wrong with having… — Merrill Markoe
You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me. — Merrill Markoe
You know the only thing happier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog. — Louis C. K.
Chicago keeps getting all these complete games. Im expecting 50 cent hot dogs. — Mitch Albom
One of the most enduring friendships in history - dogs and their people, people and their dogs. — Terry Kay
The dog has an enviable mind; it remembers the nice things in life and quickly blots out the nasty. — Barbara Woodhouse
You need eyes that tell the dog who watches them what you are feeling toward it, even though the message may be hidden from the… — Barbara Woodhouse
There is no such thing as a difficult dog, only an inexperienced owner. — Barbara Woodhouse
Training is a good dog, a constant companion and an utterly loyal and devoted friend, and everyone should have one. Education is a nagging counselor.… — Richard Mitchell
Dogs are very, very pleasant with people that they're connected to. — Kristin Davis
I don't have a life where it's galas, posh affairs. It's me, my dog and a sofa. And a TV. — Phillip Lim
You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid — Si Robertson
Riding trails with your dog restores a bond lost in some evolutionary belch. You travel at the same speed, over the same terrain, neither of… — Allison Glock
It couldn't be an all-bad world, could it, not with birds who warble and call? Maybe that was the secret - to find the few… — Shalom Auslander
I have learned, as has many another better writer, to summon inspiration to my call as soon as I begin my day's stint, and not… — Albert Payson Terhune
No breeder is above catering to intelligent praise of his dog. — Albert Payson Terhune
My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and… — Dan Harmon
Me and my dog are best friends. — Daniel Johns
I can't imagine living in a house without a couple of dogs. If I ever got out of bed at night and didn't have to… — Gene Hill
There is no other dog that can compare to a Corgi. They're the epitome of beauty. — Tasha Tudor
Heads of warring nations could learn a lot about how to achieve lasting peace by watching dogs and cats who live in the same house. — Blaize Clement
Dog lovers are a good breed themselves. — Gladys Taber

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