Dog Quotes

3732 Dog quotes by 2202 unique authors

I don't have pets, I have two guard dogs; and I don't do my own shopping; it's a security thing. — Unknown Author
The situation in this country is like a dog with worms. You bring the dog to the vet to be dewormed, but the vet is… — Neal Boortz
Are we witnessing an Obama 'Wag the Dog' moment with Boko Haram in Nigeria? I say yes. Consider all the scandals facing the Obama administration,… — Allen West
I don't believe in hunches. Hunches are for dogs making love. — Amarillo Slim
Sometimes you panic and find yourself emitting remarks so profoundly inane that you would be embarrassed to say them to your dog. Your dog would… — Dave Barry
Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of… — Dave Barry
By the end of the 50s, everything began to collapse and, little by little, I lost all of my work. I lost Rex, the Wonder… — Gil Kane
They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth,… — Lester Bangs
It's hard to say. Sometimes people have had terrible childhoods. And sometimes they just haven't found their special place in life. And sometimes they're dogs… — Charles Addams
We have a saying in France. A dog doesn't make a cat. — Yannick Noah
People of the world, unite and defeat the U.S. aggressors and all their running dogs! — Mao Zedong
When one becomes a liberal, he or she pretends to advocate tolerance, equality and peace, but hilariously, they’re doing so for purely selfish reasons. It’s… — Greg Gutfeld
I was Chairman Maos dog. What he said to bite, I bit. — Jiang Qing
I was Chairman Mao's dog. I bit whomever he asked me to bite, — Jiang Qing
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery — Thorstein Veblen
You seeyou can beat a dog and it's going to do one of two things..it's gonna roll over and die or it's going to bite… — Mike Katz
I remember also speaking to a reporter on Gay News who enquired about my attitude to Gay Dogs and reassuring him of my compassionate attitude… — Auberon Waugh
I will try to make a doll of Oksana with a little dog. — Oksana Baiul
What you people who weren't yet born can never know is what it meant to sleep in cities under silent falls of snow when all… — Timothy Findley
Unable to love each other, the English turn naturally to dogs — J. R. Ackerley
Dogs read the world through their noses and write their history in urine. — J. R. Ackerley
Certainly dog driving is the most terrible work one has to face in this sort of business. — Robert Falcon Scott
Hunger and fear are the only realities in dog life: an empty stomach makes a fierce dog. — Robert Falcon Scott
How many more times are we going to cower under tables and chairs, whimpering like mindless dogs, thinking that someone else has the responsibility to… — Ted Nugent
One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite. — Michael Bloomberg

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