Dog Quotes

3732 Dog quotes by 2202 unique authors

Speaking of the murder of the younger Hanan, and other eminent nobles and hierarchs, Josephus says, "I cannot but think that it was because God… — Frederic Farrar
When we were little, we kept close to our mother in a dark alley or if dogs barked at us. Now, when we feel temptations… — Josemaria Escriva
They finally pushed me out, It's cool though cos I hae a dog. — Pete Wentz
Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's ass every day. — Darrell Royal
You will never reach your destination if you stop & throw stones at every dog that barks...Better keep biscuits & Move on. — Dhirubhai Ambani
I'm gonna hump ya. Like Deputy Dog... Would hump ya. — Steve Coogan
Guide dogs for the blind. It's cruel really, isn't it? Getting a dog to lead a man round all day. Not fair on either of… — Steve Coogan
The pace of the game demanded a referee who was fit. It is an indictment of our game. You see referees abroad who are as… — Alex Ferguson
If I stop to kick every barking dog I am not going to get where I'm going. — Jackie Joyner-Kersee
When I believe in something, I'm like a dog with a bone. — Melissa McCarthy
I was haunted by trainers going "Up, up, up, get up." You find yourself picking your head up and then realizing, They aren't talking to… — Jeff Daniels
I agree with Agassiz that dogs possess something very like conscience. — Charles Darwin
My sons named her Bridget because that way they always had their sister, Bridget, with them. People thought we were nuts because on the phone… — Peter Fonda
Understanding your dog and knowing how to control him, develop his potentials, and resolve behavior problems, emotional conflicts and frustrations are no less essential than… — Michael Fox
There is the little matter of disposal of droppings in which the cat is far ahead of its rivals. The dog is somehow thrilled by… — Paul Gallico
And then there's the personal question so many of Lassie's fans want to ask: Is he allowed on the furniture? Of course he is-but, then,… — Julia Glass
I like them all-pointers, setters, retrievers, spaniels-what have you. I've had good ones and bad of several kinds. Most of the bad ones were my… — Gene Hill
He listens to his trainer real good. He just doesn't listen to me. I still can't get him to do nothing. — Evander Holyfield
Guests are people who come to your home to see you whine at the table, bark loudly, jump on women wearing pantyhose, and do other… — Peg Kehret
We had a dog who was named Pushinka, who was given to my father by a Soviet official. And we trained that dog to slide… — John F. Kennedy
She is such a scene-stealer. She's got these lashes and big eyes, and when she walks on to the set everybody just says "ooh." — Greg Kinnear
When I played Lady Day, I took Aba onstage with me as a joke. He started singing-in tune!-and the audience loved it. — Eartha Kitt
A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: if you spend $12.99 for… — Jay Leno
The only food he has ever stolen has been down on a coffee table. He claims that he genuinely believed it to be a table… — Jean Little
Hardly any animal can look as deeply disappointed as a dog to whom one says "no." — Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson

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