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Robert Schimmel has 23 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Because when you’re laughing, there is no other emotion in that moment except for joy.
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What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit…
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So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: 'You know, maybe you're suffering from premature ejaculation.'…
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Caution: Anal intercourse may lead to irregular heart rhythms. Yeah, you know I'm never gonna have to worry about that. Because God…
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One of my friends goes: 'So, you know what really turns me on; when girls talk dirty in bed.' Yeah I tried…
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What is it with the animals with the bikes? I took my daughter to the circus. She said: 'Daddy, how do they…
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So because of my act my daughter thinks she can talk to me about anything. She's been dating the same guy since…
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I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady…
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It's my mission to try and give people fighting the disease the same gifts of laughter and a positive attitude I had.…
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I was making love one night with my wife and she said: 'You're in me.' I know where I am, shut the…
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Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? Wouldn't it make more sense if it was the other way around? But…
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I'm not ready to die. Period. To begin with, I cannot imagine a future without me in it. Can't do it.
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Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
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You tell me another gang that's got a dental plan.
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We win or the alumni bash in our teeth. (On the dental plan at NC State)
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My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.
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Most of my friends from college became dental hygienists or went into retail, a lot went into sales. They all started getting…
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How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in…
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I always wanted to be a dentist from the time I was in high school, and I was accepted to dental school…
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When we hear a Mozart piano concerto today, we're most likely to hear the piano part played on a modern concert grand.…
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For people on social assistance, the loss of free dental care, prescription drugs and subsidized housing can greatly outweigh additional income from…
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