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Declared Quotes by Erma Bombeck
- If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
- Men who have a thirty-six-tele vised-football- games-a- week-habit should be declared legally dead and their estates probated.
- Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
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