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• God knows life sucks. It's right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take…
• This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I…
• During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have time to sue a company if the coffee was…
• I always compare marriage to communism. They're both institutions that don't conform to human nature, so you're going to end up with…
• Selling pot allowed me to get through college and make enough money to start off in comedy.
• I don't know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
• The NRA made an ad saying that Obama is elitist because his kids have armed guards. Yeah, that crazy Obama thinking his…
• If the NRA keeps messing with the President's daughters, they're going to have to start worrying about Michelle Obama's guns.

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