Crap Quotes

566 Crap quotes by 460 unique authors

This is what you work for, putting all the other crap that you hear aside. Just being able to participate in a World Series is… — Bobby Bonilla
The first time I walked by a crap table, I felt kind of funny. — Carroll Shelby
I eat crap. — Christina Ricci
I shot a movie with Nicole Kidman that I got cut out of - it was crap anyways. — Q-Tip
White people scare the crap out of me... I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never… — Michael Moore
I'm a geophysicist and all my earth science books when I was a student, I had to give the wrong answer to get an A.… — Robert Ballard
Life... is like a box of chocolates - a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for, unreturnable because all you get back… — Unknown Author
Don't be the person others want you to be or think you to be. Be the person you want to be, and don't give a… — Isaiah Harden (Me)
Isn't it weird how people who treat you like crap tend to get offended when you finally do the same thing to them. — Bakare
Some Relationships are like garage sales... From a distance they look interesting but up close it's just a bunch of crap you don't need! — Ritu Ghatourey
Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes — Hussein Nishah
It's a shame,How you talked crap to me and my friends but now your talking crap to a girl calling her a hoe and a… — Jasmine
Forget you and all the crap you put me through. I'll just continue on with my life. — Amber Hope
Stop that crap if you're treating everyone like that . :) — Unknown Author
This is Leila(: She goes by a lot of names. She is amazing, Funny, Creative, Very Random. Haha,We are going to be the two oldest… — Unknown Author
Whoever is talking crap about this girl.NEEDS TO STOP! ONCE I FIND OUT THE PERSON YOU ARE UUUUUGGGHHHH NO TURNING BACK(: Kay? SO KEEP YOU… — Jasmine
You've got to accept the fact that life isn't a fairy tale, things aren't always happily ever after. Things like magic wishes, Prince Charmings and… — Ana Chable
Divorce is like being mugged... You get beat up, battered, bruised and robbed. It takes your dignity, money and you feel like crap. After a… — Bill Steinhour
See this world you're living in? will I say **FUCK IT** FUCK THIS WORLD! So much hate and stupid crap! Its stupid! Fuck the world!… — Jasmine
Talk crap LOL :P — ObeyMzzKirlene

Who Wrote These Crap Quotes

460 authors contributed a total of 566 Crap Quotes, led by these top contributors: