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- A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island. — Johnny Carson
- If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like… — Jack Handey
- It has been an unchallengeable American doctrine that cranberry sauce, a pink goo with overtones of sugared tomatoes, is a delectable necessity… — Alistair Cooke
- From the cranberry cancer scare of the 1950s to the Alar-in-apples hysteria of the 1980s, from the "new ice age" of the… — Harry Browne
- I love cranberry juice, but I'm not a coffee drinker - as a Mormon, I avoid caffeine. — Donny Osmond
- Maybe you had to leave in order to really miss a place; maybe you had to travel to figure out how beloved… — Jodi Picoult
- I knew, as sure as I knew my name, that tomorrow he would send me another coat, in a big fancy box,… — Charlaine Harris
- So, she tells me, the words dribbling out with the cranberry muffin crumbs, commas dunked in her coffee. — Laurie Halse Anderson
- I hated cranberry sauce, but for some reason my mom persisted in her lifelong belief that it was my very favorite food,… — John Green
- I made cranberry sauce, and when it was done put it into a dark blue bowl for the beautiful contrast. I was… — Elizabeth Berg
- The most appealing thing to me about food is combining and layering flavors, tastes, and textures. So the perfect sandwich has to… — Kyle MacLachlan
- Thanksgiving Day is traditionally a day for families and friends to get together for a special meal. The meal often includes a… — Albertdavid