Computer Quotes

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I got up with my wife, I sat down at the computer when she went to work, and I didn't stop until she got home. — George Stephen
Why is it drug addicts and computer aficionados are both called users? — Clifford Stoll
It is instructive, for instance, to trace the computer industry's decline in vision, idealism, creativity, romance and sheer fun as it becomes more and more… — Robert Shea
Now the whole point about machines is they are designed not to be random. When you call up a word processing program on your computer,… — Rupert Sheldrake
I've heard that, but since I'm computer illiterate I don't know how it all works. But since I'm on Prodigy tonight, I'm learning a lot… — Bobby Sherman
I recall thinking that the computer would never advance much further than this. Call me naÃ¯ve, but I seemed to have underestimated the universal desire… — David Sedaris
The New York Hilton is laid out with a competence that would make a computer blush. — Ada Louise Huxtable
When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better! The streets are safe. Old people strut… — Homer Simpson
So the vision of Microsoft is pretty simple. It changed a couple years ago. For the first 25 years of the company, it was a… — Bill Gates
Men are going to have to learn to be managers in a world where the organization will come close to consisting of all chiefs and… — Thomas L Whisler
On every full moon, rituals such as the one described above take place on hilltops, beaches, in open fields and in ordinary houses. Writers, teachers,… — Starhawk
I love my living room - it leads right out to the deck where I also love to sit. But I spend most of my… — Kristin Cavallari
You're on file, our computer knows what is best for you, we will provide the solution. — Kansas
Climb on top of me (say a command). Take it all off (say a command). Lets make computer love (say a command). Cause my hard… — Pretty Ricky
I cant believe I got my self in this situation. That computer love got my heart speed racing. I like to get you hot hotter… — Pretty Ricky
Computer banks to rule the world Instruments to sight the stars. — Megadeth
You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because… — The Social Network
Now that nearly everyone has access to a computer, are we turning from the rat race to the mouse race? — Robert D Dangoor
Bitch you really funny because you hide behind a cellphone or a computer; Pussy ass nigga I dont wont your STDS! — Unknow
What do people mean when they say the computer went down on me? — Marilyn Pittman

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