Computer Quotes

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I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. — Isaac Asimov
Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest. — Isaac Asimov
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men. — Isaac Asimov
A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are to actually go out.… — Dave Attell
One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.' — Norman Ralph Augustine
Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it always increases. — Norman Ralph Augustine
I write my lyrics into the computer and I hum my music into the dictaphone. — Sebastian Bach
Man, I don't want to have nothing to do with computers. I don't want the government in my business. — Erykah Badu
Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost. — Russell Baker
It is fitting that yesteryear's swashbuckling newspaper reporter has turned into today's solemn young sobersides nursing a glass of watered white wine after a day… — Russell Baker
Electronic aids, particularly domestic computers, will help the inner migration, the opting out of reality. Reality is no longer going to be the stuff out… — J. G. Ballard
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. — Dave Barry
The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat. — Dave Barry
I'm predicting that we'll finally have a computer will search my e-mail automatically and delete every message that begins with 'thought you'd be interested,' and… — Scott Adams
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. — Dave Barry
To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life. — Dave Barry
The sad thing about artificial intelligence is that it lacks artifice and therefore intelligence. — Jean Baudrillard
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. — Scott Adams
The computer cuts my production time in half. I love it. — Scott Adams
I've got stress like anybody else, and it builds up during the day. Like, I'll be trying to do something on the computer, and I'll… — Lewis Black

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