Computer Quotes

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Don't try to be like Jackie. There is only one Jackie. Study computers instead. — Jackie Chan
I have three desks. One empty for paperwork, one for the internet and email, and one for the writing computer. — Lee Child
Never ask what sort of computer a guy drives. If he's a Mac user, he'll tell you. If not, why embarrass him? — Tom Clancy
Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software. — Arthur C. Clarke
I've got a song on One Direction's album called 'Tell Me A Lie'. It's a really cute song - I love it. I loved that… — Kelly Clarkson
It's very difficult to read a book on your computer. — Paulo Coelho
I think I've owned all the models of iPods so far. And these days between my iPod, iPhone and my personal laptop computer, I'm someone… — Ian Anderson
Here's where I luck out: I'm really computer illiterate. — Jennifer Aniston
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home. — Ken Olsen
It is hard to smash a computer when you're laughing. — Bill Gates
Computers are to design as microwaves are to cooking. — Milton Glaser
Supporters of this fundamental change in immigration policy say we need to import more well-educated talent if we're to stay competitive. But exactly whose competitiveness… — Ronald Reagan
Why is it that drug addicts and computer aficionados are both called users? — Clifford Stoll
Perhaps the central problem we face in all of computer science is how we are to get to the situation where we build on top… — Richard Hamming
You can't do better design with a computer, but you can speed up your work enormously. — Wim Crouwel
If I had to sum up in a word what makes a good manager, I'd say decisiveness. You can use the fanciest computers to gather… — Lee Iacocca
...what threatens us today in the world of computers and other invasions of privacy is not a national ID card but a number of other… — Paul Simon
Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork. — Sam Ewing
It's not computer literacy that we should be working on, but sort of human-literacy. Computers have to become human-literate. — Nicholas Negroponte
A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind. — Joseph Weizenbaum

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