Computer Quotes

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If automobiles had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode… — Robert Cringely
Two men were examining the output of the new computer in their department. After an hour or so of analyzing the data, one of them… — Nicholas Negroponte
A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy — Joseph Campbell
Like medieval peasants, computer manufacturers and millions of users are locked in a seemingly eternal lease with their evil landlord, who comes around every two… — Mark Harris
I feel certain that the personal computer is as revolutionary in terms of the way it will change the way we work, learn, and entertain… — Bill Gates
My computer dating bureau came up with a perfect gentleman. Still, I've got another three goes. — Sally Poplin
It (the computer) is a medium that can dynamically simulate the details of any other medium, including media that cannot exist physically. It is not… — Alan Kay
Computer programmers do it byte by byte — Alan Kay
Most computer users don't think about backing up their software until the day they lose it. — Don Rittner
It [the computer] is the first metamedium, and as such it has degrees of freedom for representation and expression never before encountered and as yet… — Alan Kay
Phoebe : [Right after playing a song in the coffee shop ] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give… — Friends
I never would have predicted it. I didn't set out to achieve some level of wealth or size of company. I remember in 1980 or… — Bill Gates
This CGI bullshit is the death knell of cinema. If I'd wanted all that computer game bullshit, I'd have stuck my dick in a Nintendo. — Quentin Tarantino
Interactivity has the virtue of democracy, conferring upon everyone with access to a computer the right and opportunity to be heard, but it's also saddled… — Robert De Flers
My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend. — Robert Paul
We don't want to turn the TV into a computer. — Steve Case
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, *Mypenis,* and the wife falls on the… — Tamika-leeigh
A good friend is like a computer. She enters your life, saves you in her heart, formats your problems, shifts you to opportunities and never… — Superman
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, Mypenis, and the wife falls on the… — Kevin
Next time I am on the computer and someone looking over my shoulder ...I am going to open up a new tab and start searching… — Ritu Ghatourey

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