Computer Quotes

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I need to be able to work for 20 or 30 hours in one go in complete darkness, alone with just the computer glow. — Grimes
U.S. computer networks and databases are under daily cyber attack by nation states, international crime organizations, subnational groups, and individual hackers. — John O. Brennan
I used to sit home with my computer and write. After the Newbery, I probably spend more than half my time on the road. — Linda Sue Park
When I was 12, I went to boarding school, where I discovered the computer, which meant I no longer had to write something down and… — Imogen Heap
I often think about the many remarkable things that my personal computer can do which I never ask it to do. I probably use a… — Geoffrey S. Fletcher
Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a vacuum cleaner, a Barbie doll. Erasing a computer disk. Burning… — Chuck Palahniuk
In our ludicrous efforts to 'change' and be perfect, we try to fashion a perfect world for ourselves. We start to imagine that we are… — Robert White
Wisdom is perishable. Unlike information or knowledge, it cannot be stored in a computer or recorded in a book. It expires with each passing generation. — Indian Proverb
After a day spent staring at a computer monitor, think of (a) book as a kind of screen saver for your brain — Joseph Campbell
A computer makes it possible to do, in half an hour, tasks which were completely unnecessary to do before — Dave Barry
A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages — Dave Barry
What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them? — Marilyn Pittman
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft, and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor — Werner Von Braun
Beat the computer, program your life — Werner Von Braun
Never trust a computer which you cannot lift — Dave Boulton
The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit. — Eric Porterfield
Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window — Eric Porterfield
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history-with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila — Mitch Ratcliffe
To err is human but to really foul up requires a computer. — Dan Rather
The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord — Dan Rather

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