Computer Quotes

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I love my computer because all my friends live inside it! — Daisy
I changed the name on my iPod to the titanic so that when I plug it in to my computer, youll read the titanic is… — Babloo
Some computers are almost human. When they make a mistake they put the blame on another computer. — Vikrant Parsai
*Watching the movie* English teacher:Jasmine,What are you doing? Me: Meth.. Him: *Looks back at the computer* XDD — Jasmine Laura
I wanna save my happiness, delete my problems, undo my mistakes, and refresh my life. but, life cannot be lived on a computer. — Saikumar
~This is the real me~ haha I had it saved on my computer — She's_gone
I miss the feeling of liking someone.You know,the feeling where all you can think about is how you can make them happier.That feeling when you… — Emily Stockstill
To err is human, to really foul up requires the root password. — Arshad Feeroz
I miss the feeling of liking someone. you know the feeling where all you do is think about how you can make them happier. that… — Brittany
I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me if I want to BACK 'THAT ASS' UP! — Camilia
A good friend is like a COMPUTER enters your life saves you in the heart formats your problems, shifts you to opportunity and neva deletes… — Mejar_Hendrix
If computers where humans. — Wills Jojo
I am the PC — Wills Jojo
One way to forget pain is to do something that you will be in completely.... so computer games — Dendi
Omfg havent been on here in forevs! I'm alive. sadly -_-. I havent been ignoreing any of you, my mom took my computer away so… — Patience
Eart Touching SMS for Girlfriend: ME Widout U? It's Like A Facebook Without Friends, Youtube Without Music Google With No search Results Computer Without Internet… — Butterfly_Kisses
In view of GEOMETRY Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips! ECONOMICS Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!… — Sadie
Issac:I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters. Computer: I don't understand- — Babygrl2331
A hater jacket potato behind the computer screen, but a best friend when seen, pot kettle black don't yer mean! — Progrezza
In this quote,let it be known, that I'm in love with words alone, I don't need a voice to hear,or a face to see, either… — Kemis Khan

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