Computer Quotes

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Burn your computer. Blow up your TV. Bludgeon your cell phone. Breathe deeply. This, my friends, is the secret to inner-peace. — Brian Vaszily
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It's funny how parents think we go on the computer to do homework, when were actually on Facebook.... — SRA
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I like when my friend ask if I can go any slower with downlodin music and I say well I sorry I do have a… — Ambrealle Moore
If I have a super computer then superman cant be far behind :P — Ambrealle Moore
I wish I could DELETE you in my mind like I can on the computer :) — Christina Henderson
Time is a computer. Old year has logged out. New year has logged in. Hope it uploads lots of bright moments of happiness and achievements. — SELF
Time is a computer. Old year has logged out. New year has logged in. Hope it uploads lots of bright moments of happiness and glorious… — SITA RAMADEVI
Pornography occurs in the mind. Once porn is downloaded into our mental hard drive through the portals of the senses, it works like a computer… — Maria Mayline Grant
That moment when your phone or computer dies, and the charger is laying right next to you, but your to lazy to get it! — Looo
Honestly I have no idea! It would depned on your phone I guess. I use an iphone so I would download it on my computer… — Estelita
I am going to try to iesrnt a picture here that I think will amuse the moms of small children. However, it's an upload from… — Godlifeoranay
Hope some of you were able to try out Smile Tagging! Just a few reminders: You must have a wcbeam on your computer in order… — Zeus
I saw Up All Night once and liked it but haven't really rbemeemred to go back and watch it again. We don't have a DVR… — Aymen
Dear computer, If I knit you a sweater, will you stop freezing? — Itsme867
As I stare at your picture I can't help but fight off the feeling of disgust at what I've done to us. Some part of… — Cody Lampman
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That awkward moment when your trying to change the website quick and you computer freezes — Kelly
I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect'. So my computer just tells me when I forget. — Aicel

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