Computer Quotes

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I hate when my parents never let me go anywhere and then ask me why I`m always on the computer. — Tanya Bianco
The last few decades have belonged to a certain kind of person with a certain kind of mind-computer programmers who could crack codes, lawyers who… — Daniel Pink
My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the… — Hussein Nishah
The most reluctant place to visit on your computer is the Download folder, because in there is very disorderly — Unknown Author
I wish my pillow could collect my dreams and when I wake up I could plug it into my computer and watch them over again. — Rebel-s
She: What are you thinking about? Me: I'm thinking that I'll never be able to watch all of the porn I've downloaded to my computer. — Rudy Espinoza
COMPUTER: Wanna update this? ME: Sure COMPUTER: You have to restart your computer ME: Never mind — Alisa Lynn
Solution to cyber bullying Turn the computer off. Boom. Next problem.. — Sniper Alpacino
You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your… — Azgraybebly Josland
Alot of peoples talk shit behind the computer but soon as you meet up with them they softer then the tissue I use to wipe… — Frenchqueen
The computer may beat me at chess, but it is no match for me when it comes to kickboxing. — DaniAlla And Her BFF!
My computer is basically useless When it's not connected to the Internet. — Ritu Ghatourey
The Windows Update reminder to restart your computer is like a little kid. You tell it that youll restart later, so it goes away, then… — Azgraybebly Joslan
All machines are built from the mind, because mind itself is a machine. No insight comes out of a computer, insights come from beyond. Mind… — Ritu Ghatourey
Laptop Speakers: Too quiet for music, too loud for porn. — Nikhil Saluja
I have a problem which practically the most brilliant professors couldn't solve. I have a ancient gem which most thief's lack to attempt to rob.… — Kenneth Melvin Jr
Computer games... I don't get it either. — Alla
The awkward moment when you're on the computer and your mom sits right next to you! ._. — Naresha
Prayer is the greatest wireless communication known to man. No interference, bad reception, busy signals, or computer crashes!!! — Nishan Panwar
The mind is like a computer, you have the power to upload all your problems and download the solutions.. — Rashida Rowe

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