Clown Quotes

356 Clown quotes by 293 unique authors

I would like to do comedy. I can be a bit of a Jim Carrey. I was always the class clown. — Jacqueline MacInnes Wood
In school, I was always being cast as the clown. And then I did The Exorcism of Emily Rose (2005), and once people hear you… — Jennifer Carpenter
I just want to be known as a clown, because to me that's the height of my profession. It means you can do everything—sing, dance… — Red Skelton
I'd have avoided some of the pain if I could. Anyone would. But I wouldn't have missed knowing any of the people-even the ones whose… — Red Skelton
I find I have to be the sad clown: laughing on the outside, crying on the inside. — James Gandolfini
I hate McDonald's. I don't want to order my dinner by yelling into a clown's mouth. If I want my face in a clown's mouth,… — Joan Rivers
Back in my day in the WWF oh.. the WW EEEEE, we had it all. We had Garbage men, we had clowns, we had them… — Shawn Michaels
I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling. — Andy Samberg
I've said this before, that, when you're in school and you're the class clown, men are really good at making fun at other people and… — Amy Poehler
In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops… — Billy Crystal
I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny. — Carrot Top
When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown — Nora Dunn
It was both odd and unjust, a real example of pitiful arbitrariness of existance, that you were born into a particular time & held prisoner… — Daniel Kehlmann
They tell us sometimes that if we had only kept quiet, all these desirable things would have come about of themselves. I am reminded of… — Elizabeth Cady Stanton
I think of [street food] as the antidote to fast food; it's the clear alternative to the king, the clown and the colonel. — Anthony Bourdain
Obama is a clown. You don't have to be a scientist to know that the President doesn't know what he's talking about when he says… — Rush Limbaugh
Making eye contact with adults while dressed as a clown is risky. — Douglas Coupland
I think of game development as a clown car moving through tall grass, — Unknown Author
Never underestimate a clown with a book. — Rawi Hage
People like eccentrics. Therefore they will leave me alone, saying that I am a mad clown. — Vaslav Nijinsky
A clown can get away with murder. — John Wayne Gacy
My contributions were many: First clown director, with witty sayings and flashily dressed, now called master of ceremonies. — Jelly Roll Morton
My son has been a class clown and it sort of ran in the family — Robert Klein
Yes, there is a conspiracy, in fact there are a great number of conspiracies that are all tripping each other up. And all of those… — Alan Moore
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time… — Jack Handey

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