Clown Quotes

356 Clown quotes by 293 unique authors

I started after him...and the clown looked back. I saw Its eyes, and all at once I understood who It was." "Who was it, Don?"… — Stephen King
My high school guidance counselor, Mrs. Inverholl, once had me take an aptitude test to figure out my future. The number one job recommendation for… — Jodi Picoult
The cleverest character in comedy is the clown, for he who would make people take him for a fool, must not be one. — Miguel de Cervantes
Kill you all!" The clown was laughing and screaming. "Try to stop me and I'll kill you all! Drive you crazy and then kill you… — Stephen King
Is that love? It seems like a pale word, too easily tossed about by people who don’t know the meaning of it, who twist it… — Ann Aguirre
Part of positive psychology is about being positive, but sometimes laughter and clowns are not appropriate. Some people don't want to be happy, and that's… — Eric Weiner
I can't believe you jokers fixed it." Hi was picking his way down to the beach. "Believe it, clown. Too much brain power here to… — Kathy Reichs
Harvey wasn't interested in the clothes, it was the masks that mesmerized him. They were like snowflakes: no two alike. Some were made of wood… — Clive Barker
He handed her her cap and sunglasses, then put on his own while she frowned at them. “What is this?” “A disguise.” He grinned at… — Nora Roberts
When are the world's political parties going to get appropriate symbols: snake, louse, jackal, ... trash can, clown face, ... dollar bill with bat wings… — P.J. O'Rourke
In times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings--artists, scientists, clowns and philosophers--to create order. In times… — Tom Robbins
No clowns were funny. That was the whole purpose of a clown. People laughed at clowns, but only out of nervousness. The point of clowns… — Terry Pratchett
Travis: I didn’t know they made permanent makeup. I looked like a clown for a month. Connor: Yeah. They put a curse on me so… — Rick Riordan
When you put on a clown suit and a rubber nose, nobody has any idea what you look like inside. — Stephen King
When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler. — Darynda Jones
I am a clown...and I collect moments. — Heinrich BÃ¶ll
Somewhere, right at the bottom of one’s own being, one generally does know where one should go and what one should do. But there are… — Carl Jung
When I was twelve, I was interviewed by a doctoral candidate in education and asked what I wanted to be when I grew up. I… — Judith Butler
A clown needn't be the same out of the ring as he has to be when he's in it. If you look at photographs of… — Enid Blyton
The clown may be the source of mirth, but - who shall make the clown laugh? — Angela Carter
Tried to escape, to block out the fact that I was being eaten alive by arachnids. For some reason the only thing I could replace… — David Wong
Everyone hates clowns," Otis said. "Even other clowns hate clowns. — Rick Riordan
Okay," I said, "what's your biggest fear?" As always, he took a second to think about the answer. "Clowns," he said. "Clowns." "Yup." I just… — Sarah Dessen
Freak is easily spooked. Flesh-eating monsters tend to scare him away. So do fireworks, clowns, and the smell of Sadie's weird British Ribena drink. (Can't… — Rick Riordan
I look like a hobo?" "Worse," he said. "Like a sad hobo clown." "And you like it?" "I love it." As soon as he said… — Rainbow Rowell

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