Clown Quotes

356 Clown quotes by 293 unique authors

The day I need a television puppet or clown to tell my children what's right and what's wrong, I'll bow out as a mother. — Elinor Smith
A lot of times, as a clown, you find acting for a reason. It's a way to exercise yourself. If you're funny, you test yourself. — Matthew Lillard
You become funny for a reason. I became an actor because that's who I was, nothing else - it was the only thing I was… — Matthew Lillard
Clowns are always creepy! — Kate Bush
Men without dignity are like clowns without an audience, pathetic and lost — Rubin Carter
What passed for society was a loud, giddy whirl of thieves and pretentious hustlers, a dull sideshow full of quacks and clowns and philistines with… — Hunter S. Thompson
Vulgarity is a necessary part of a complete author's equipment; and the clown is sometimes the best part of the circus. — George Bernard Shaw
I think I'll be a clown when I get grown.... There ain't one thing in this world I can do about folks except laugh, so… — Harper Lee
Love is a pig dressed as a clown sitting in a bath full of beans: pretty much amazing, once you get over the shock. — Craig Stone
I listen back, and I hear what's there, and I know in my heart, in my gut, that we [The Replacements] were the real deal.… — Paul Westerberg
The hardest thing for me is not to keep laughing. Jennifer particularly is like a clown. — Victor Garber
I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this… — Janeane Garofalo
Sure, I could of done it different... put my clown in a closet and dressed up in straight clothing. I could of compromised my essence,… — Wavy Gravy
I was a class clown. At 12, I was definitely clowning. I was making all the jokes. But I was smart, so the teachers didn't… — J. Cole
I was always the kid in school who tried to get attention, not necessarily the class clown, but I'd do little unexpected performances. — Leonardo DiCaprio
I realise that I do not change the course of history. I am an actor, I do a movie, that's the end of it. You… — Leonardo DiCaprio
I was like the class clown in school so I guess I would say I did like the attention. In church I did a lot… — Snoop Dogg
When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be. — Jimmy Fallon
I was never a class clown or anything like that, but I do remember being in the first grade and my teacher, Mr. Chad, told… — Will Ferrell
I was shy. I was painfully shy, until fifth grade when I transferred to another school and befriended the class clown. And one day he… — Nathan Fillion
I just love making a fool out of myself. I made my living as a clown at kids' parties for about three years. — Hugh Jackman
I would hope they would be our fellow artists, rather than trying to emulate or idolize clowns like us. — Maynard James Keenan
They think I'm being serious when actually I'm a very big clown. But you have to know me to see that. I'm constantly cracking up… — Lenny Kravitz
You never really meet a human being until you live with them or know them for awhile, so this is my clown and they understand… — Shia LaBeouf
I grew up in the Bronx where you would stay up late with your girlfriends, just being silly in our bedrooms, whatever. And I was… — Jennifer Lopez

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