Clown Quotes

356 Clown quotes by 293 unique authors

Writing is for men who can think and feel, not mindless sensation seekers out of nightclubs and bars. But these are bad times. We are… — Naguib Mahfouz
Heuristic is an algorithm in a clown suit. It’s less predictable, it’s more fun, and it comes without a 30-day, money-back guarantee. — Steve McConnell
People are always saying that I must have been the class clown, with all these voices. No, I was way too shy to be the… — Tom Kenny
Life is a series of ups and clowns. Make it worth your wild! — Richard Branson
I'm 23 but I got a brain like I'm 32 man, switched the numbers around. Smart kid too, straight-A student, I was just a class… — Adrien Broner
O your life, your lonely lifeWhat have you ever done with it,And done with the great gift of consciousness?What will you ever do before Death's… — Delmore Schwartz
Little thinks, in the field, yon red-cloaked clown, Of thee, from the hill-top looking down; And the heifer, that lows in the upland farm, Far-heard,… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
A time will come when instead of shepherds feeding the sheep, the church will have clowns entertaining the goats — Charles Spurgeon
I'm divorced and I've been to the circus and seen the clowns. This ain't my first rodeo. — Naomi Judd
Laughter is a celebration of our failings. That's what clowns are for. And that's what I am. — Emma Thompson
I am a clown, just without the painted smile. — Chevy Chase
It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown — Jase Robertson
Now the freaks are on television, the freaks are in the movies. And it's no longer the sideshow, it's the whole show. The colorful circus… — Jonathan Winters
The role of a clown and a physician are the same - it's to elevate the possible and to relieve suffering. — Patch Adams
Look, you couldn’t pay me to listen to their music, but I still feel like I have more in common with Insane Clown Posse than… — Tom Scharpling
So many things suddenly made sense for the clowns, for the whole idea. I’d been going through a struggle, particularly after 9/11; I couldn’t figure… — Cindy Sherman
I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown. — Darrell Hammond
A popular character in old Italian plays, who imitated with ludicrous incompetence the "buffone", or clown, and was therefore the ape of an ape; for… — Ambrose Bierce
Clowns have no respect for pie. — Demetri Martin
I'm not very good in a classroom sort of setting. I never was. I was kind of a clown in high school - got suspended… — Bobby Cannavale
And then the time I was a clown and went to the hospital to visit the children, and I went into a room by myself… — John Wayne Gacy
When I am wrong, he is delighted to forgive. When I am angry, he clowns to make me smile. When I am happy, he is… — Gene Hill
I was always a class clown, so I never had trouble fitting in; I just had trouble finding out where I really wanted to be. — Logan Henderson
The writer's job is the job of a clown …the clown who also talks about sorrow. — Kenzaburo Oe
I'm a real paradox. Because I'm a very serious person, and I take my work very seriously. But I wrap it up in a court… — Richard Simmons

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