Clown Quotes

356 Clown quotes by 293 unique authors

A fire broke out backstage in a theatre. The clown came out to warn the public; they thought it was a joke and applauded. He… — Soren Kierkegaard
We are in the same tent as the clowns and the freaks-that's show business. — Edward R. Murrow
I hate clowns. You can't see what they're thinking. — Geraldine McCaughrean
I hate clowns. I've mentioned that, right? — D. J. MacHale
Every time I hear a political speech or I read those of our leaders, I am horrified at having, for years, heard nothing which sounded… — Albert Camus
One day he said, "I'll tell this town How it feels to be an unfunny clown." And he told them all why he looked so… — Shel Silverstein
Nobody likes a clown at midnight — Stephen King
Coyotes have the gift of seldom being seen; they keep to the edge of vision and beyond, loping in and out of cover on the… — N. Scott Momaday
It was an overcast late November morning, the grass splintered by hoarfrost, and winter grinning through the gaps in the clouds like a bad clown… — John Connolly
Here, kitty, kitty, Chico says. The cover of his cage is still on, making his tiny clown voice slightly muffled. I feel bad for him… — Deb Caletti
Clowns are sad, it's folks that laugh at them." "Well, I'm gonna be a new kind of clown. I'm gonna stand in the middle of… — Harper Lee
Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world… — Alan Moore
I think I'll be a clown when I get grown,' said Dill. Jem and I stopped in our tracks. Yes sir, a clown,' he said.… — Harper Lee
That's not a real answer.' Says who?' Says me. I mean real fear, like of failure, of death, of regret. Like that. Something that keeps… — Sarah Dessen
and I laugh, I can still laugh, who can't laugh when the whole thing is so ridiculous that only the insane, the clowns, the half-wits,… — Charles Bukowski
The child's laughter is pure until he first laughs at a clown. — Angela Carter
Thou wast not born for death, immortal Bird! No hungry generations tread thee down; The voice I hear this passing night was heard… — John Keats
There was something about clowns that was worse than zombies. (Or maybe something that was the same. When you see a zombie, you want to… — Kelly Link
Do those clowns really believe what they teach? — Vladimir Nabokov
Did I ever tell you my pet peeve?' No,' I said. People who dress up their pets to look like Little Lord Fauntleroys or cowboys,… — Jerry Spinelli
Death's gruesome face taunts: soulless eyes, crimson grimace. I really hate clowns. — Katherine Applegate
In the high school classroom you are a drill sergent, a rabbi, a shoulder to cry on, a disciplinarian, a singer, a low-level scholar, a… — Frank McCourt
You see, this heart, won't settle down; just like a child, running, scared, from a clown. Demi Lovato — Demi Lovato
Kate, don't be like that. You know I only did so well because I yearn-see, SAT word- to follow you to college and steal your… — Elizabeth Scott
So you actually need spectacles,” Leo finally said. “Of course I do,” Marks said crossly. “Why would I wear spectacles if I didn’t need them?”… — Lisa Kleypas

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