Children Quotes

18494 Children quotes by 7563 unique authors

Every child begins the world again. — Henry David Thoreau
Every child born into the world is a new thought of God, an ever-fresh and radiant possibility. — Kate Douglas Wiggin
Before I had my child, I thought I knew all the boundaries of myself, that I understood the limits of my heart. It's extraordinary to… — Uma Thurman
There is nothing that can bring you closer to fearlessness about everything else in the world than being a parent - because everyday fears -… — Arianna Huffington
Playing as children means playing is the most serious thing in the world. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Children are certainly too good to be true. — Robert Louis Stevenson
Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. — Giacomo Leopardi
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids. — Bill Cosby
My point here, young couples, is that baby-having is extremely serious business, and you probably don't have the vaguest idea what you're doing, as is… — Dave Barry
Until I became a parent, I thought children just naturally knew how to catch a ball, that catching was an instinctive biological reflex that all… — Dave Barry
Today's toys contain computer chips, so they can move and talk; this stimulates the mind of your child. Notice I say "your child." MY child… — Dave Barry
The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a waiter in Canada… — Erma Bombeck
If I raised my hand to wipe the hair out of my children's eyes, they'd flinch and call their attorney. — Erma Bombeck
I got so much food spit back in my face when my kids were small, I put windshield wipers on my glasses. — Erma Bombeck
My son did not show signs of a money deficiency until he opened his small fist in the nursery and found it was empty. — Erma Bombeck
I've always been intrigued with the variety of answers this generation will give their children who ask, "Where did I come from, Mommy?" They will… — Erma Bombeck
For the first two years of a child's life, we spend every waking hour tryibg to get the child to communicate. Then we spend the… — Erma Bombeck
Give an average baby a fair chance, and if it doesn't do something it oughtn't to a doctor should be called in at once. — Jerome K. Jerome
For toddlers I suggest leaving their mittens on year-round, indoors and out. That way they can't get into aspirin bottles, liquor cabinets, or boxes of… — P.J. O'Rourke
The jewel in the baby product crown is the stroller. And if in America you are what you drive, then in Parentland, you are what… — Paul Reiser
We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop for midgets. It… — Phyllis Diller
The reason I'm not an alcoholic is I don't like to drink in front of the kids . . . and when you're away from… — Phyllis Diller
Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform.. — Ray Romano
I wasn't really that informed about the two-year-old. Oh, I'd read about them, and occasionally I'd see documentaries on the Discovery Channel showing two-year-olds in… — Ray Romano
Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity.. — Ray Romano

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