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Children Quotes by Dylan Moran
- Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island?
- When did you ever hear of a child not in need? 'Oh that's enough jam tart for me, I'll just go now and clean the…
- You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy, are these organic?'
- What are children anyway? Midget drunks. They greet you in the morning by kneeing you in the face and talking gibberish. They can't even walk…
- When I was a child, I wanted to watch things that made me laugh. It's attacking boredom, as simple as that. I was 19 when…
- Children are the most honest critics. They will say 'You're funny', but also 'You're pathetic - go away.'
- You’re not really an adult at all. You’re just a tall child holding a beer, having a conversation you don’t understand.
More Children Quotes
- Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those… — Aristotle
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- Years ago someone wrote [about me]: 'She characterizes Molly Weasley as a mother who is only at home looking after the children.'… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
- The essence of Taoism is really expressed by these few words. Taoism is the way of the child, the way of the… — Frederick Lenz
- Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. — Aristotle
- The parents have to learn that the child should not be insulted, humiliated, condemned. If you want to help him, love him… — Rajneesh
- There's love, and certainly children you care about more than yourself. But nevertheless, we're alone in our heads. — Paul Auster
- A woman whose life is involved in the righteous rearing of her children has a better chance of keeping up her spirits… — Ezra Taft Benson