Chicken Quotes

661 Chicken quotes by 531 unique authors

Technically speaking, you drive like a rabid chicken who has hijacked a tractor. — Sarah Rees Brennan
Gabe brings home a chicken and Tommy Falk for dinner. Truth be told, I'm not unhappy to see any of them. Gabe, because it's been… — Maggie Stiefvater
Forget the chicken-nugget smoke screen. Percy wanted Leo to invent an anti-dream hat. — Rick Riordan
Leo drummed his fingers. “Great. I should have installed a smoke screen that makes the ship smell like a giant chicken nugget. Remind me to… — Rick Riordan
Saddling another person with a book he did not ask for has always seemed to me like a huge psychological imposition, like forcing someone to… — Joe Queenan
No, that nurse ain't some kinda monster chicken, buddy, what she is is a ball-cutter. I've seen a thousand of 'em, old and young, men… — Ken Kesey
There was something I was always very good at, however, and that was teaching myself not to be frightened while frightening things are going on.… — Daniel Handler
Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: 'We don't serve colored… — Dick Gregory
I said I kicked a French chicken in the stomach once." "Huh?" "It said, 'Oeuf.'" "What is that?" "It's a joke. Do you want to… — Jonathan Safran Foer
It might sound naive to suggest that whether you order a chicken patty or a veggie burger is a profoundly important decision. Then again, it… — Jonathan Safran Foer
Chicken, yeah, that's me. I'd rather fight an old rogue-vamp in my underwear, with my bare hands, than deal with relationship problems. — Faith Hunter
Isn't Bunson's training evil geniuses?" "Yes, mostly." "Well, is that wise? Having a mess of seedling evil geniuses falling in love with you willy-nilly? What… — Gail Carriger
I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget — Jeff Kinney
It’s the same reason I don’t get Hooters. Why do we need to enjoy chicken wings and boobies at the same time? Yes, they are… — Tina Fey
I don’t mind hot and spicy. Actually find that appealing in a girl … And chicken wings.” Rylann turned her head and stared at him.… — Julie James
It was like a dam of musical critique had broken. Imasu turned on him with eyes that flashed instead of shining. "It is worse than… — Cassandra Clare
What the creeping crud is that?" [Percy] demanded. "You’re inside a giant glowing chicken-man!" "Hawk!" I yelled. I decided that if I survived this day… — Rick Riordan
When does it happen?" "It already has," Calla replied. Her eyes opened and fixed on Blue. "And it hasn't yet. Time' circular, chicken. We use… — Maggie Stiefvater
You could probably get through life without knowing how to roast a chicken, but the question is, would you want to? — Nigella Lawson
Is this chicken or is this fish? — Jessica Simpson
You white folks have long been eating the white meat of the chicken. We Negroes are now ready for some of the white meat instead… — Mary McLeod Bethune
When I arrived at Campbell on January 8, 2001, the company had lost half its market value in the prior year. They had to cut… — Douglas Conant
A chicken grows up in a little less time than an ostrich. An ostrich takes a whole year. A chicken takes a few months. — Jack Horner
The Chinese use every spare bit of an animal: cow lungs, pig ears, chicken feet, duck blood. — Jennifer Lee
I always get so excited cooking chicken wings. — Jourdan Dunn

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