Chicken Quotes

661 Chicken quotes by 531 unique authors

If you salt a chicken the day before cooking, it starts to break down the cell structure of the meat and allows it to take… — Michael Symon
Now, have I ever been tempted to break into a Krispy Kreme doughnut store in the middle of the night? Oh, yeah. God help us… — Mike Huckabee
In L.A., I get a meal delivery service called Diet Designs. I like a nice butter lettuce salad with some avocado, fresh grapefruit, shredded chicken… — Fergie
My mom taught me how to make grilled chicken, and I bake, too. — Rico Rodriguez
I grew up in Doraville, Georgia and I ate barbecued ribs and chicken fried steak, and all kinds of cheesy grits, you know, and I… — Kathy Freston
I was weaned on chicken-fried steak and hominy grits with goopy gravy all over. I loved meat and wore fur. — Kathy Freston
The first time I met Beyonce she was about 18 years old, sitting in a makeup chair eating fried chicken, and I knew it was… — Gayle King
Instead of trying crazy diets now, I just live by a few easy rules: I try to stay away from white flour as much as… — Jenna Ushkowitz
I just try to stick to clean foods, anything grilled like salmon, chicken, fish, brown rice, and veggies. I do have a really big sweet… — Katherine Webb
Son, in politics you've got to learn that overnight chicken shit can turn to chicken salad. — Lyndon B. Johnson
Love, like a chicken salad a restaurant has, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor — Helen Rowland
Its idea of ''production value'' is spending a million dollars dressing up a story that any good writer would throw away. Its vision of the… — Raymond Chandler
Business is never so healthy as when, like a chicken, it must do a certain amount of scratching for what it gets — Henry Ford
I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad. — Lyndon B. Johnson
Erotica is using a feather, pornography is using the whole chicken. — Isabel Allende
A Jewish woman had 2 chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one… — Henny Youngman
(raps) so I walk down the street and fry some chicken it's that damn good that they be licken (don't ask what they be licken....… — Tamika-leeigh
Is that chicken O.o — Unknown Author
All my friends want to go into the army and stuff and another one wants to fix planes and I butt in and say *i… — Tamika-leeigh
Yeah I know I am not prefect, but do you think I care? no I don't, I love who I am and what I have… — Unknown Author
A cat falls into a puddle of water. A chicken starts laughing hysterically. The moral of the story is A Wet Pu**y Makes A C***… — Melchor Lim
Society: Every girl is beautiful. Fat girls: Really? Skinny girls: Really? Curvy girls: Really? Scene girls: Really? Preppy girls: Really? Geeky Girls: Really? White girls:… — Harriet Morgan
Why did the chicken cross the road? TO GET TO THE OTHERE SIDE — Alice Jane
Smiling is one of the only contagious things you can give someone that wont harm them. so keep your burgers,your std, your germs, keep you… — Unknown Author
She's talking about girl let's kill him, but I've got a better way to get him. Hanging up like she just didn't see him, put… — Rachel

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