Chicken Quotes

661 Chicken quotes by 531 unique authors

RATE ME IF U ANIT A CHICKEN inbox me what you think of me 1) Crazy 2) I'd marry you 3) I'd date you 4)… — Unknow
Fairly Used Chicken for sale.... Xmas promo is here: Tokunbo chicken, Buy 1 and get 1 free * London used chicken - N1,200 * USA… — Glory Ebri
Love is when mummy gives the best piece of chicken to daddy — Miley
Chicks should never get to call guys chicken! eh? The irony in it!! — Aruho Marvin
I believe in two things: Chicken, and that the census is a way for the UN to make your children gay. -Champ Kind — Anchorman 2
Funny how I keep my love for you a secret. Its a secret as mysterious as the 11 herbs and spices used in KFC chicken. — Denise MeÃ±ez
How I feel about you is a secret. Its a secret as mysterious as the 11 herbs and spices used in KFC chicken. — Denise MeÃ±ez
Chicken troll :P — Ritesh
How country are ya? Yep, girl I really need to know Do you shoot whiskey? Yep! Good Cuz I had to let you go Can… — Unknown Author
A little boy and girl at school were having lunch in the shelter shed. Tommy, she said, I'm not eating any more chicken sandwiches. Why?… — Unkown
Be that strong girl that everyone knew would make it through the worst, be that fearless girl, the one who would dare to do anything,… — Princess_Christina
You cant stop a chicken laying eggs, you cant stop a entrepreneur doing his entrepreneurship — Django Steenbrink
Just because I don't go out and do stupid things doesn't make me a chicken. It's me being scared of disappointing my parents like I… — Alannastrickland
Perfect recepie for baked chicken — Killa
I plan to start my diet this morning, but every time I see spicy fried chicken in my plate, I forgot already what I have… — NO VOICE
Look this up on youtube; McDonalds Walmart MEAT How made chicken hot dogs from (Vegan Flexitarian Fast Food Animal Cow Bacon ..........Then after you watch… — Jasmine Laura
Don't put a cock in my mouth and tell me it's chicken. — Nicholas Bell
The one that describes himself as impeccable to me is like taking a selfie on a chicken coop! — Dritan Redjepi
Chicken noodle soup, Chicken noodle soup, Chicken noodle soup, widd my Hubby on da side — Unknown Author
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, . . . chand to tum ho hi, sitaray bhi saath hote!! — Sadie
Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat! — Jhiess Krieg
A mother-chicken counts her hatchlings yet she wonders, when the one is one — Cedric Rhynes
I wouldn't recommend investing a lot of time worrying about a guy who's plans for world domination involved chicken suits and making people laugh so… — Rock Cowles
Yes and, you know, I can't use the nice words anymore because I used to chicken out by using them. I used to call myself… — Star Jones
Actually, no, but I am close to the people who are working on Chicken Little, and I'm very close to the people over at Pixar.… — Joe Grant

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