Chicken Quotes

661 Chicken quotes by 531 unique authors

If it tastes like chicken, you better keep licking, if it tastes like trout, you better get out — Unknown Author
Cow and horse dung, as muckgoes, are relatively agreeable. You can even become nostalgic about them. They smell of fermented grain, and on the far… — John Berger
TRADITIONAL FILIPINO CHICKEN PANCIT BIHON. @TIM — Zhat*
???? sent 2d ago from vamp_mr.nipples megan DID YOU KNOW: -Kissing is healthy. -Bananas are good for cramps. -Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.… — Megan Sartin
If you had a donkey and I had a chicken and if your donkey ate my chicken what will you have? Three feet of my… — Unkown
Why did the chicken cross the road????? — Unknown Author
I Love Banana, I Love Chicken, I Love Ice creams, I Love Chocolates, I Love You!!! — Jayanthi AJ
I love Justin Bieber Well, I love McDonalds but you don't see me making an account pretending to be a fucking chicken nugget do you... — Maicy Rasmus
I'll eat anything. I ate antelope once in Swaziland. I didn't know what it was until I'd started chewing it. Everything tastes like chicken though… — Nicholas Hoult
If I wake up in the morning and suddenly a chicken starts chasing me,I will run because I don't know if it has grown teeth… — Nigerian Proverb
Chicken biryani for you HANI....:) — Tenzin

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