Chicken Quotes

661 Chicken quotes by 531 unique authors

call it crazy, or just chicken salad. But within reason, or without it i was in it too. — Sarah Dessen
When you let the wolves guard the hen house, there's bound to be a few chicken dinners. — James St. James
Come to think of it, that word (choice) shouldn't be applied to people's destinies. Ever. Choice should be relegated to TV and meals: You could… — J R Ward
Most of the mess that is called history comes about because kings and presidents cannot be satisfied with a nice chicken and a good loaf… — Jennifer Donnelly
She yanked my plate away and took it to the sink. She rinsed some bones that looked like pork shoulder, which was weird since we'd… — Margaret Stohl
Maybe Ridley was like chicken pox; you could only catch it once. — Kami Garcia
Do you eat chicken because you are familiar with the scientific literature on them and have decided that their suffering doesn't matter, or do you… — Jonathan Safran Foer
Then come on up. DO everyone a favor and shut me up," he said. "Put down your money, pick up that ball, and let it… — Elizabeth Chandler
God, it was hot! Forget about frying an egg on the sidewalk; this kind of heat would fry an egg inside the chicken. — Rachel Caine
Elodin looked at me. "What a remarkably honest threat," he said. "Normally they're much more growlish and gristly than that." "Gristly?" I asked, emphasizing the… — Patrick Rothfuss
The flock gets sight of a spot of blood on some chicken and they all go to peckin' at it, see, till they rip the… — Ken Kesey
Dammit, Michael, get out of my room, you pervert!” Could you even be a pervert if you were dead? She supposed you could, if you… — Rachel Caine
You can't get a suit of armour and a rubber chicken just like that. You have to plan ahead. — Michael Palin
Throughout the years I have set up my own rules about eating food: Never eat anything you can't pronounce. Beware of food that is described… — Erma Bombeck
Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless. Christmas dinner's dark and blue. When you stop and try to see it From the turkey's point of view. Sunday… — Shel Silverstein
Secret to what?" "Secret to shutting you up," he said. "I just have to beat you till you're half-dead, then give you chicken soup and"--he… — Ilona Andrews
Ce'Nedra returned, frowning and a little angry. "They won't give me their eggs, Lady Polgara," she complained. "They're sitting one them." "You have to reach… — David Eddings
I love sushi, I love fried chicken, I love steak. But there is a limit to my love, — Jonathan Safran Foer
In the name of Bacon will you chicken me up that egg. Shall I swallow cave-phantoms? — Samuel Beckett
Summer is a Latvian chicken. We make foolish choices. We think we’re young again. We run with outstretched arms toward an object of love and… — Gary Shteyngart
You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt — Darynda Jones
It's not about having things figured out, or about communicating with other people, trying to make them understand what you understand. It's about a chicken… — Ann Beattie
Sookie, what have we done? And to whom?" "I killed a chicken. And I cooked it." "Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is reading that as… — Charlaine Harris
You are such a chicken. Bock. Bock. Bock." He refused to allow her very bad chicken impression to ruffle his feathers. He was above petty… — Christine Feehan
I watch some kids ask the cafeteria ladies to sign their books. What do they write: "Hope your chicken patties never bleed?" Or, maybe, "May… — Laurie Halse Anderson

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