Chicken Quotes

661 Chicken quotes by 531 unique authors

Each month is gay, Each season nice, When eating Chicken soup With rice — Maurice Sendak
The shops in High Street still have their metal grilles down, blank-eyed and sleeping. My name is scrawled across them all. I'm outside Ajay's newsagent's.… — Jenny Downham
Erotica is using a feather; pornograpy is using the whole chicken. — Isabel Allende
They're real strong magic, they make you have good luck. Not like fried chicken when you're not lookin' for it, but things like long life… — Harper Lee
I've never been a fan of personality-conflict burgers and identity-crisis omelets with patchouli oil. I function very well on a diet that consists of Chicken… — Tom Waits
How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette? — George Carlin
This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, Doc, my brother’s crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken. The doctor says, Well, why don’t you turn… — Woody Allen
I don't eat chicken abortions! — Cecily von Ziegesar
England was a cold, backward, rebellious little kingdom. It's king: Henry the Eighth, remembered principally for his six wives and the chicken legs clutched in… — Kage Baker
Love is dope, not chicken soup. — Tom Robbins
Have you ever spent days and days and days making up flavors of ice cream that no one's ever eaten before? Like chicken and telepone… — Neil Gaiman
One thing about whoring: It put a chicken on the table. — Jeannette Walls
Not everything made you stronger. It was possible to survive, yet still be crippled for your trouble. Sometimes it was okay to run away, to… — Scott Westerfeld
The Colonel led all the cheers. Cornbread!" he screamed. CHICKEN!" the crowd responded. Rice!" PEAS!" And then, all together: "WE GOT HIGHER SATs." Hip Hip… — John Green
The snow lay thin and apologetic over the world. That wide grey sweep was the lawn, with the straggling trees of the orchard still dark… — Susan Cooper
The man who has fed the chicken every day throughout its life at last wrings its neck instead, showing that more refined views as to… — Bertrand Russell
They called themselves The Souls. They told Ms. Olinski that they were The Souls before they were a team, but she told them that they… — E L Konigsburg
The hour of noon has passed,' said Judge Fang. 'Let us go and get some Kentucky Fried Chicken. — Neal Stephenson
Tether even a roasted chicken. — Yamamoto Tsunetomo
I get tired of hearing it's a crummy world and that people are no damned good. What kind of talk is that? I know a… — Robert Fulghum
Daisy looked up at him with the kind of expression that Jesus might have given someone who had just explained that he was probably allergic… — Neil Gaiman
They weren't happy, and neither of them had touched the chicken or the ale---and yet they weren't unhappy either. There was an unmistakable air of… — F. Scott Fitzgerald
The chicken is only an egg’s way for making another egg. — Richard Dawkins
call it chicken salad — Sarah Dessen
Diana: "I wish I were rich, and I could spend the whole summer at a hotel, eating ice cream and chicken salad." Anne: "You know… — Lucy Maud Montgomery

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