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- Mitt Romney comes from a Mormon background. I don't know how many wives he has. I'm not saying that I believe in that, I'm just…
- I want to just take a moment to thank the Teabaggers. Thank you so much for helping us pass health care, for resurrecting the Obama…
- I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma.
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- Small people delight in what they call consistency-that is, it gives them immense pleasure to say that they believe now exactly as… — Robert Green Ingersoll
- I'm tired of hearing about innocent victims. It's fiction, If you live on this planet you're guilty, period, f*** you, next case,… — George Carlin
- Reading is such a personal thing to me. I'd much rather give someone a gift certificate to a bookstore, and let that… — Erik Larson
- Merely presenting a driver's license or other document based on a birth certificate is not enough for an accurate verification. Biometric verification… — Bob Dole
- You have all these people in the city and everything has become centralized. If you live outside the city and you need… — Edwidge Danticat
- Spend at least one Mother's Day with your respective mothers before you decide on marriage. If a man gives his mother a… — Erma Bombeck
- Right here, in this same headquarters, 52 years ago, the Convention that gave the birth certificate to the war on drugs was… — Juan Manuel Santos
- I reached a time in college when I didn't know what I wanted to do. At that time, women's careers were essentially… — Kay Granger