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Because when you’re laughing, there is no other emotion in that moment except for joy.
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What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit…
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So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: 'You know, maybe you're suffering from premature ejaculation.'…
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Caution: Anal intercourse may lead to irregular heart rhythms. Yeah, you know I'm never gonna have to worry about that. Because God…
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One of my friends goes: 'So, you know what really turns me on; when girls talk dirty in bed.' Yeah I tried…
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What is it with the animals with the bikes? I took my daughter to the circus. She said: 'Daddy, how do they…
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So because of my act my daughter thinks she can talk to me about anything. She's been dating the same guy since…
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I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady…
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It's my mission to try and give people fighting the disease the same gifts of laughter and a positive attitude I had.…
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I was making love one night with my wife and she said: 'You're in me.' I know where I am, shut the…
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Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? Wouldn't it make more sense if it was the other way around? But…
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I'm not ready to die. Period. To begin with, I cannot imagine a future without me in it. Can't do it.
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What I feel like - 'cause I wanna be married, of course - I feel like the type of girl I would…
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In a mucked up lovely river, I cast my little fly. I look at that river and smell it And it makes…
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I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
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I'm gonna smile cause I wanna make you happy, laugh so you won't see me crying. I'm gonna let you go in…
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I know your in love with me, but the distance is what is hurting both you and me, I am older then…
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There can be one only you And, baby, God can never make two And I know you came here with your crew…
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I miss you, but I'm not going to text you first cause I wanna see if you miss me more.
— Tinku Razoria
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Cause niggas the 1st to get celebrated. Rushin' to the block cause I wanna get faded. Lookin' all wild cause I'm getting…
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I'm just living my life. So I can live again? Everyday I'm gettin ready 'Cause I wanna make it in Heaven.
— Mary Mary
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Yo, cash coming rapidly, chicks coming after me. There cause I wanna be not cause I have to be.
— Jadakiss
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I give you everything that I am. Im handing over everything that Ive got cause I wanna have a really true love.…
— Gwen Stefani
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A lot of weird ads. Sally Struthers with that little kid: 'Just 55 cents, the price of a cup of coffee, feeds…
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