Carrots Quotes

128 Carrots quotes by 119 unique authors

To tell the truth I cannot call my childhood bad. In your childhood you can't compare things: one eats carrots, one eats candy, both taste… — Roman Abramovich
Production goes up and up because high pressure advertising and salesmanship constantly create new needs that must be satisfied: this is Admass- a consumer's race… — J. B. Priestley
Pizza certainly has its place in school meals, but equating it with broccoli, carrots and celery seriously undermines this nation's efforts to support children's health… — Jared Polis
As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you'd laugh. — Duane Chapman
While Congress can't overturn the Supreme Court, we can provide carrots and sticks to prevent local governments from unfairly taking property from landowners. — Stephanie Herseth Sandlin
I think everyone can recognize the one-upmanship and the competition that go on wherever you are, especially among groups where the women don't have to… — Rachel Johnson
When a man is small, he loves and hates food with a ferocity which soon dims. At six years old his very bowels will heave… — M.F.K. Fisher
I love root vegetables: carrots, parsnips, and turnips. — Julia Child
I'm not going to work for the sake of working. I'll work, if I'm extraordinarily lucky enough to continue having the same opportunities, but it… — Carey Mulligan
Opening a play is just tough. The idea that actors are weirdly protected from it is a myth. If you imagine yourself having to spend… — Bill Nighy
There comes a point where you see no evidence that the carrot and diplomacy are working. — John F. Kennedy
A fellow will hack half a year at a block of marble to make something in stone that hardly resembles a man. The value of… — Samuel Johnson
Many mornings I check out the news as soon as I wake up, because if it turns out that the world is coming to an… — Anne Lamott
Surely, a single bunch of carrots painted naively, just as we personally see it, is worth all the endless banalities of the Schools, all those… — Paul Cezanne
What healthy religion is saying is that the real life is both now and later. You have to taste the Real first of all now.… — Richard Rohr
Final installment of Things More Fun Than Reading the Sarah Palin Memoir: Driving into a tree, microwaving your head, and getting stabbed in the eye… — David Letterman
Every time you have a carrot instead of a cookie, every time you go to the gym instead of going to the movies, that's a… — Emily Oster
Dangling a carrot in front of a donkey—or anyone else for that matter—is not nice, and not fair, unless you eventually plan to give it… — Vera Nazarian
I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive. — Gilbert Gottfried
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. — Jim Davis
I'm obsessed with broccoli, carrots, celery, string beans, snap peas, black kale, brussels sprouts, cabbage - I could go on! They used to call me… — Lisa Edelstein
If you truly get in touch with a piece of carrot, you get in touch with the soil, the rain, the sunshine. You get in… — Nhat Hanh
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up. — Mitch Hedberg
Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an edge. — Dennis Miller
I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call… — Liam Neeson

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