Carrots Quotes

128 Carrots quotes by 119 unique authors

I am open to the accusation that I see compost as an end it itself. But we do grow some real red damn tomatoes such… — Roy Blount, Jr.
You don't look in the eyes of a carrot seed quite in the way you do a panda bear, but it's very important diversity. — Cary Fowler
Orange strengthens your emotional body, encouraging a general feeling of joy, well-being, and cheerfulness. Orange vibration foods are: oranges, tangerines, apricots, mangoes, peaches and carrots. — Tae Yun Kim
I keep looking for ultimate answers, but maybe there aren't any or maybe I'm not looking in the right places, because in the section marked… — Rachel Vail
But I have an African or Indian approach to what I find. I like to make use of everything. I can't bear to throw things… — Unknown Author
Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me. — Rip Taylor
The word 'vegetable' has no precise botanical meaning in reference to food plants, and we find that almost all parts of plants have been employed… — Charles Heiser
Be careful what you say. It comes true. It comes true. I had to leave home in order to see the world logically, logic the… — Maxine Hong Kingston
Tonight, when we were eating dinner, Marta said something that really knocked me for a loop. She said, "I love carrots." "Good," I said as… — Jack Handey
Cows scream louder than carrots. — Alan Watts
That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food… — Mitch Hedberg
Beer drinkers have been duped by mass marketing into the belief that it makes sense to drink only one brand of beer. In truth, brand… — Stephen Beaumont
The truly healthy alternative to that chip is not a fake chip; it’s a carrot. — Mark Bittman
History tells us what works in the gym, and everything else walks down the road with a carrot in its ass. — Mark Rippetoe
What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet. — Shel Silverstein
Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable. — Carrot Top
Creative freedom is a huge carrot. — Adam McKay
It won't happen yet, Ellen mused, mashing cooked carrots for Jill's lunch. Breakups seldom do. It will unfold slowly, one little tell-tale symptom after another… — Sylvia Plath
As I see it, a green salad is an open invitation to carrots, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, and the sprouts that grow in jars on my… — Victoria Moran
I eat vegetarian a lot. I buy only fresh ingredients and cook from scratch - that way, when I feel like snacking and look in… — Nadia Giosia
I think I've been on a path ever since I was born, a path of high stress. I put myself, my career, it was a… — Melissa Etheridge
I juice everything! Whether it's beet, carrot, or apple, I'll juice it. I always keep brown rice in the kitchen. I'll often pack a cooler… — Misty May-Treanor
The universe is simmering down, like a giant stew left to cook for four billion years. Sooner or later we won’t be able to tell… — Arthur Bloch
A small pepperoni pizza on a tortilla is healthier than salmon teriyaki with rice and carrots. — Jorge Cruise
Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market; or the precipice. — Robinson Jeffers

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