Carrots Quotes

128 Carrots quotes by 119 unique authors

For four to six months at a time, I would barely eat. I lived on a diet of Melba toast, carrots, and black coffee. — Alanis Morissette
I love fresh vegetables and we always include them in our meals. I don't force my kids to eat asparagus, but they do eat peas,… — Alison Sweeney
For me, it's the unexpected and surprising combinations of produce that are the most exciting and lure me into the kitchen for a little bit… — Marlo Thomas
In week one of the 'X Factor,' just to be a little bit quirky, I decided to say that I like girls who eat carrots.… — Louis Tomlinson
I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy. — Carrot Top
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. — Mae West
Since the advent of the Internet - more recently compounded by blogging - everyone can be a published voice. Any cowardly, anonymous anger-monger can have… — Lynda Resnick
Baby carrots are making me gay. — Stephen Colbert
Hope is the denial of reality. It is the carrot dangled before the draft horse to keep him plodding along in a vain attempt to… — Margaret Weis
What would Kathy say if she knew I let the whole crew eat those Oreos when they never did eat their carrot sticks (which I… — Dean Hughes
Tibby cried into her soup when it finally came. "I'm scared... ," she told it. The carrots and peas made no reply, but she felt… — Ann Brashares
The day is not far off when one ordinary carrot may be pregnant with revolution. — Emile Zola
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? — Steven Wright
This was solidarity. The debutante having her toenails pedicured - the housewife buying carrots from a pushcart - the bookkeeper who had wanted to be… — Ayn Rand
I'd rather eat nothing than eat a carrot. — Marian Keyes
I'm a perfectly good carrot that everyone is trying to turn into a rose. As a carrot, I have good color and a nice leafy… — Mary Pipher
You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's two idiots out there trying to kill me, and you think I'm… — Janet Evanovich
Very simply, we subsidize high-fructose corn syrup in this country, but not carrots. While the surgeon general is raising alarms over the epidemic of obesity,… — Michael Pollan
I've got a theory, it could be bunnies... I've got a theor- Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes They've got them hoppy legs and… — Joss Whedon
We're dealing here," said Vimes, "With a twisted mind." "Oh, no! You think so?" "Yes." "But... no... you can't be right. Because Nobby was with… — Terry Pratchett
Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top in drag. Cat re: Annette — Jeaniene Frost
I don't see what's so good about being genuine. Clog dancing is genuine. Isn't being fake more of an achievement? At least it takes some… — Emma Forrest
It was Carrot who'd suggested to the Patrician that hardened criminals should be given the chance to 'serve the community' by redecorating the homes of… — Terry Pratchett
Life, people learned, was not easy. Life was not cake. Life was not a carrot cake. — Tao Lin
Look, I don’t care what the Ooga-Boogas do. It sounds like they need a family counselor, not a sniper. (Steele) They’re not Ooga-Boogas, they’re Uhbukistanis.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon

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