Car Quotes

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You really have got lots of issues! Yeah, of 'What Car Magazine'! — Steve Coogan
A car can't operate without the mechanical systems working, but it can operate with a few dents and scratches ... you are the same. — Michael Dolan
I have a car. I have a steady job. I have a business, and I have to make serious decisions. — Avril Lavigne
We know how to sacrifice ten years for a diploma, and we are willing to work hard to get a job, a car, a house,… — Nhat Hanh
I will be satisfied to the extent that I see everything I have as a gift from God. Here is the truth: Everything you have… — Warren W. Wiersbe
Elephants are VERY BIG. Motor cars go quickly. — Wyndham Lewis
You look at the steamboat, the railroad, the car, the airplane - not all of these were invented in the Anglo-American world, but they were… — Walter Russell
Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought...once you've hired the car... — Unknown Author
It was almost noon when the plane touched down at the Triad airport on the outskirts of Greensboro. There was a hire car waiting for… — Greg Egan
A tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car. — Unknown Author
I would make tea for Joni Mitchell or clean her car, anything to be in the studio and watch her work. — Sheena Easton
The guys have a lot of good cars built up. We're going to do some more testing before we go back to Las Vegas and… — Sterling Marlin
We're one of the forces that causes actors to fasten seat belts before they take off chasing the bad guy in the car... or removes… — Gerald McRaney
Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun? It's cheaper than a dog, plus if you walk around shooting all the time people… — Jack Handey
It's interesting to think that my ancestors used to live in the trees, like apes, until finally they got the nerve to head out onto… — Jack Handey
If you ever feel like you're on the verge of a nervous breakdown, just follow these simple rules: First, calm down; second, come over and… — Jack Handey
I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you're in midair, you still hit those brakes! Hey, better try… — Jack Handey
Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The first is, we both like to spread our "stink" around. The… — Jack Handey
Frank knew that no man had ever crossed the desert on foot and lived to tell about it. So, he decided to get back in… — Jack Handey
Sometimes, when I drive across the desert in the middle of the night, with no other cars around, I start imagining: What if there were… — Jack Handey
I guess more bad things have been done in the name of progress than any other. I myself have been guilty of this. When I… — Jack Handey
I think man invented the car by instinct. — Jack Handey
Sometimes I wish Marta were more loyal to me. Like the other day. The car parked next to ours had a real dirty windshield; so… — Jack Handey
Just as a car parked on a hill will naturally roll backward when shifted into neutral, we will naturally go the wrong way if we… — Greg Laurie
I have finally mastered what to do with the second tennis ball. Having small hands, I was becoming terribly self-conscious about keeping it in a… — Erma Bombeck

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