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- If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If you have a…
- Jesus, as a philosopher is wonderful. There's no greater role model, in my view, than Jesus Christ. It's just a shame that most of the…
- Now that they've finished reading the Constitution out loud, the Teabaggers must call out that group of elitist liberals whose values are so antithetical to…
- Over the last 30 odd years, Democrats have moved to the right and the right has moved into the mental hospital. So what we have…
- New rule: If churches don't have to pay taxes, they also can't call the fire department when they catch fire. Sorry reverend, that's one of…
- When we make mistakes they call it evil
- If conservatives get to call universal healthcare 'socialized medicine,' I get to call private, for-profit healthcare 'soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.'
- Don't call me when you're stuck in traffic. It's not my fault that radio sucks and did it ever occur to you that there wouldn't…
- The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't…
- If you were on a sinking ship and yelled, Women and children first! how much feminist opposition do you think you'd get? . . .…
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