Cake Quotes

652 quotes by 524 authors

Delia was an overbearing cake with condescending frosting, and frankly, I was on a diet. — Maggie Stiefvater
I miss you, Eleanor. I want to be with you all the time. Youâ€™re the smartest girl Iâ€™ve ever met, and the funniest, and everything… — Rainbow Rowell
Frosting Freedom Is just frosting On somebody else's Cake-- And so must be Till we Learn how to Bake. — Langston Hughes
The trouble with Clare was, not only that she wanted to have her cake and eat it too, but that she wanted to nibble at… — Nella Larsen
I had a lot of things I wanted to doâ€¦ I want to be a teacherâ€¦I also want to be an astronautâ€¦and also make my… — Tite Kubo
I only came for Cake" -Tobias Eaton, Divergent — Veronica Roth
In the beginning, I was put off by the harshness of German. Someone would order a piece of cake, and it sounded as if it… — David Sedaris
I saw the world I had walked since my birth and I understood how fragile it was, that the reality was a thin layer of… — Neil Gaiman
There was a table laid with jellies and trifles, with a party hat beside each place, and a birthday cake with seven candles on it… — Neil Gaiman
Other pirates leaped over the railing. One, two... seven... thirteen. A bakerâ€™s dozen. Wait, fifteen. Eighteen... Twenty-one. The odds werenâ€™t in our favor. â€œMaybe they… — Ilona Andrews
In both marriage and war you must cut up the things people say like a cake and eat only what you can stomach. — Catherynne M. Valente
Cake baking has to be, however innocently, one of the great culinary scams: it implies effort, it implies domestic prowess; but believe me, it's easy. — Nigella Lawson
Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale? — William Shakespeare
Beaten biscuits: This is the most laborious of cakes, and also the most unwholesome, even when made in the best manner. We do not recommend… — Eliza Leslie
A party without cake is really just a meeting. — Julia Child
St. Paul introduced an entirely novel view of marriage, that it existed primarily to prevent the sin of fornication. It is just as if one… — Bertrand Russell
For us who live in cities Nature is not natural. Nature is supernatural. Just as monks watched and strove to get a glimpse of heaven,… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
He that will have a cake out of the wheat must tarry the grinding. — William Shakespeare
Like a lot of kids, I had a Superman cake or different theme cakes, but then I hit the age where I think my mom… — Willie Geist
Chocolate cake is the bomb! — Scarlett Pomers

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