Cake Quotes

652 quotes by 524 authors

An Atheist need Proof from God that he is God! lol yes they special! They want God to come down from were he resides, with… — Glen Rambharack
Peace of cake. — Simone
I miss my baby cake :'( if anyone seen babycake please tell her I miss her and need her :(.... — Unkown
Love is like a good cake; you never know when it's coming, but you'd better eat it when it does! — Keren Zhims
Everydays is my birthday coz bitches love cake. — Purvish
~Touch my cake and I will cut you — Im Nothing
Dude she just called you fat! Oh Hell No! Hold my Cake! — Simba
I carry a knife, but it's just in case of cake. — Myself
Come and put your name on it Put your name on it Come and put your name on it Your name Bet you wanna put… — Rihanna
We have to allow ourselves to be loved by the people who really love us, the people who really matter. Too much of the time,… — Dorian Cox
Sex can enhance a relationship tremendously, but you must first be linked as partners befor sex is considered; sexual intercourse must always be the icing… — Johnny Luckett
Happy Birthday To Me,I just turned twenty three(23),I want a new Puppy, And I'll name it Julie:) Chocolate cake anyone all I have leftover,,, first… — Becka Miller
I want someone to look at me, the way that I look at Chocolate Cake. — Danish
Gone and scrub the ground yeah, make it bounce yeah Make that clapping sound yeah, right now yeah Shawty you so mean yeah, twerk team… — Speaker Knockerz
I carry a Knife everywhere I go. You never know when you might want to cut a cake. — Green Monk
I went to an emotional wedding last week. Even the cake was in tiers! — Green Monk
As I've grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but ticking everyone off is a piece of cake. — Rick Sutter
Todays relationships are like birthday parties after eating a cake its over — Unknown Author
I've always thought with relationships, that it's more about what you bring to the table than what you're going to get from it. It's very… — Anjelica Huston
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes that he has got the biggest piece. — Paul Gauguin

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