Cake Quotes

652 quotes by 508 authors

Niggas try'n to kick it but no I don't play soccer, I'm all about my cake my try'na marry Betty Crocker. — Lil Wayne
Can we cut the cake? I have a three-way to go to. — Samantha Jones
In the Psalm of the Fiends Love.....discriminates while the fat cats feed the rats their daily dose of cake. — Unknown Author
Rap slate like big weight. You buy, I sell, we split big cake. — Q-tip
One bite of wedding cake and I about threw up. — Isaac Brock
Coupe rose, two-tone, parked with no plates. You too close, you gotta ask, can you approach may? I told em sports wasn't my forte. How… — Unknown Author
Most men would never tell a girl her Pikachu smells like a crab cake. It's just not done. But they would have no qualms about… — Chelsea Handler
I got a lot of women, but I'm way too choosy and then I love my cake, like that Ricky love Lucy. — Baby Bash
Reverend, would you like to try some of my devil's food cake? — Ned Flanders
She only want players who far from rookie, and if you ain't got the cake can't play with the nookie. — Webbie
Is what Ive become, young and Im dumb Been spending cake to get some bump in the trunk. — Mac Miller
I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell I am a hustler baby, I'll sell water to a well I was born… — Jay-Z
Eat the cake anna mae — Ike Turner
Gave her a handshake only for my man's sake. She in her birthday suit cause of the damn cake. Now there's crumbs all over the… — Kanye West
Since 7th grade been wating for this moment JUNIOR YEAR its like a pice of chocolate cake eat it fastes you can. Maybe go through… — Unknown Author
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*ck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't… — George Carlin
We in two different games, you playin' patty cake. Brother you're lame, you're Shane Battier. — J. Cole
Life is like cake...why waste it — Alana Closs
Jealousy is like a cake . If you eat it too much , u'll get unwell . If u eat it rarely , u'll be… — Unknown Author
My names cake... cupcake — Savanna Sanchez

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