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Cake Quotes by Daniel Handler
- Wishing, like sipping a glass of punch, or pulling aside a bearskin rug in order to access a hidden trapdoor in the floor, is merely…
- People who say money doesn’t matter are like people who say cake doesn’t matter—it’s probably because they’ve already had a few slices.
- 13. 99 percent is a very large percentage. For instance, easily 99 percent of people want a roof over their heads, food on their tables,…
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- I remember the day I started school; my mother's tears as I skipped away; birthdays with candles on the cake, too soon… — Francis Norris, 1st Earl of Berkshire
- Life is like a dice game; one roll could land you in jail, or cuttin' cake, blowin' kisses in the rice game. — Jay Electronica